A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald's Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it's better to go than to stay.

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken

shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'll be dead the next day, so I'd say just give the meal to some homeless person.

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This is wholesome! Good on you.

Octospider@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He's on death row... So maybe he's not that wholesome.

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Haha yeah but why is he on death row?

MaggiWuerze@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Ate some homeless person

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

8 pc fried chicken (popeye's), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y

Oh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.

rhacer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.

PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y

My accuser.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.

creamed_eels@toast.ooo · 7 pts · 2y

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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side

LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Freedom. Check mate.

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Arsenic.

HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

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Transcendant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Everlasting gobstopper

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BubblyMango@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y

Your sentence was justified

saltesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'd he too anxious to eat, so I'd probably go a nice fruit smoothie and some gin.

LegionEris@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

Upwards of 1000mg thc in edibles. Unless I'm on death row in the deep south, they probably can't get gumbo good enough for my last meal >_>

Ejh3k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Off Menu podcast takes guests through their dream meals, which a lot of guests take to me mean their final meals.

I'd take a very simple but well made cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries.

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yum, especially if it's a smashed patty. It's a go to for me when I've had a few.

Edit: spelling

Nihilore@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s cliche but a nice lobster with garlic butter, so good

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Your fav is your fav even it's cliche. I've never actually tried lobster I get too in the head about it but I've heard it's glorious.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

pulls out uno reverse card what's you're last meal huh

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

A Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, honey pepper beef, fried rice and hokkien noodles. Chocolate eclair for dessert.

deadcatbounce@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

The jury. Then an overdose of a narcotic.

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A bottle of bourbon and a tin of breath mints

Case@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

I'd have to go with the 21 year old scotch I had at my bachelor party.

I'll never forgive one of my groomsmen for adding sprite to it after taking a sip.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

The first thing that came to mind is lasagna.

Towerofpain11@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Myself, I would have a Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, fried rice, hokkien noodles, honey pepper beef and a chocolate eclair for dessert.

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

The execution tool

porkchop@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

A real Jewish-style everything bagel, chive cream cheese, lox, more lox, tomato, sweet raw onion, cucumber, open- faced. Don't have to worry about your breath if it's your last meal!

RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Can't eat when anxious so nothing. Unless I thought I could manage to puke it all up on the executioner.

Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Oklahoma State Meal. It is intense.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Yayuh boomer sooner

banana_meccanica@feddit.it · 3 pts · 2y

Dosnt matter, probably I will not eat at all.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Sushi platter flown to me on dry ice from Tokyo.