Bazinga

Can we kiss now?

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25 Comments

dewritoninja@pawb.social · 85 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed

Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

turnipjs@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y

That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn't want it to get awkward

nodsocket@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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spudwart@spudwart.com · 2 pts · 2y

Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

MxM111@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (8 replies)

not if you are a woman

miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (7 replies)

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

MxM111@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

MxM111@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

MxM111@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

Grabthar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Well, you are eating endosperm.

mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

H2207@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

What if that was your intention all along...

Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.

eochaid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

luky@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y

thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy

eray@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Delicious 😍

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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