Instructions for how to hammer in a nail
Diagram showing the direction in which to hammer the nail.
Strike nail firmly and repeatedly at this location until end is flush w/ surface of wood (note: use hammer)
Hold nail firmly as this location w/ hand not used on hammer handle.
Important: install nail pointy end first
Caution: remove fingers prior to complete installation of nail.
15 Comments
thesprongler@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
This is the least funny xkcd comic.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
You just don't understand it.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
In that case, I know just the place!
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I found it funny before it was cool.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Impossible. By severely breaking the laws of space, time and causality, XKCD became cool across the entire universe 12 years before Randall drew the first strip.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 2y
Wait this is XKCD I thought this was a field manual
I ask because XKCD isnt funny
weeahnn@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Wait how do I use a hammer?
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Rootiest@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Instructions unclear: Removed fingers can no longer hold hammer
TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
But what if I don't have a surface of wood?! UGH it should say on the BOX that they are meant for WOOD... What will I do with all this wood-nails now?!
oo1@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
(NOTE: USE A THUMB DETECTOR)
moistclump@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I used to do AutoCAD drawings. Some of the instructions were painful to write out.
This post pleases me.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y
"Wait... How do we nail this dude to the crucifix if we have to move his fingers out of the way?"
swab148@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
So that's what I've been doing wrong!
IjonTichy@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
MightyWeaksauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y