It's a miracle we survived the voyage!

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Also we totally didn’t get lonely for women while we were at sea and that’s why nothing weird happened

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Look, sir! Mermaids!

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Yargh they’re not how I thought they would look….. But they’ll have to do. Bring ‘em aboard!

SwallowsDick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Thicc

comador@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Aye. That's why it's your turn to put on this whig and sit in this hare barrel for a few hours matey.

Jessvj93@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

The Giant Squid up until it was discovered in the wild: "No one will ever fucking believe these guys lol"

LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's a really weird feeling when you:

1: Scroll down and see a meme 2: Look at the meme 3: Stare at the meme for too long 4: Realize the squidy image is the same as the one on the shower curtain you see every day

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Haha, the exact same?

SwallowsDick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's crazy how we'll make up squidy images just for clout

Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That’s funny, that’s the EXACT same message I was just receiving from a friend who hiked Mount Everest recently with a pegleg

LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

The. Exact. Same.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

The Japanese

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

We're not supposed to post blue octopuses today!