c/196 · by WillaGem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2ySorry I don't make the Rule 298 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
IBSshitposter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 2y
ummm, humans were invented by God to be American, own cars, and take barbiturates.
WillaGem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
god fucked up
LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Idk, I wouldn't say humans were made for barbiturates. Opiates on the other hand...
Veraticus@lib.lgbt · 25 pts · 2y
If we didn’t evolve to have gay sex why are gays so good at sex? QED.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 2y
i don't believe you, i'm going to need to perform some hands-on experimentation to prove this hypothesis
bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y
so true bestie. if i dont have at least 2 gay sex every day god is going to smite me from this earth for denying my nature
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Stressful, isn't it? We can help each other out
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I guess global warming is just a capitalist plot to keep us from hibernation.
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
It's seriously so ridiculous that we took our evolutionary design this far away. Like that "every day we stray further from God" - every day we really do stray further from what we are designed to be good at.
CsikosPite@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
God made humans dumb... its fun watching all the shit we do from above