Anon's Friend

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23 Comments

M500@lemmy.ml · 101 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I knew someone who went to jail at 18 for like 12 or 20 years or something like that.

Basically he was at college on a football scholarship. Did armed robbery. He never pulled the gun but they had them on them when they did the robbery.

Ended up being addicted to crack and died a few years ago.

He did win $300,000 on a lottery scratch off at one point. He was also addicted to those.

tallwookie@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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subterfuge@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y

Enough to die, apparently.

Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y

Like five or six I think

M500@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y

He moved to Florida with his family. I think this was before he was on drugs. But he totally had a gem long addiction. He did buy a really expensive suv, I’m pretty sure they wasted it.

chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y

At least two whole Denuvos

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Enough to kill yourself

rchive@lemm.ee · 64 pts · 2y

I'm going to assume this is a made up story for the sake of my mental health.

vsis@feddit.cl · 61 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"let's rape her" anon had some bad influences.

s_s@lemmy.one · 28 pts · 2y

Guy was quick thinking.

Was gonna let anon go first, try and pin this all on anon.

Steeve@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

they catch him hiding the body or something

Uhhhh

Seudo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Romanian police investigations are pretty casual aye.

Seudo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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TheControlled@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

This is exactly how I didn't want to start my morning.

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 2y (6 replies)

NSFL tags plz

Mojave@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You think they're asking for tags, after the fact?? They're asking for tags in the hopes that, in the future, someone who wouldn't want to see it, won't have to read it and "just look away".

Mojave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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qarbone@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Oh no. It's reverting to its troglodyte language.

Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y

We're doing this for text now?

Seudo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

>greentext

. . .

Asudox@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 2y (9 replies)
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vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi · 31 pts · 2y (8 replies)

What? What's there to laugh about. If there's a joke I don't get it. Sorry.

Asudox@lemmy.world · -36 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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aes@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If you don't get it, it's ok.

the way you follow up the psychopathic sense of humour by trying to gaslight people who think something fucked up is fucked up is almost artful

Asudox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Well then, I guess I am just mentally ill.

Seudo@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's fucked up in the same way Saw or Bad Buba is fucked up. You can still get guilt free enjoyment out of it because it's fiction.

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Seudo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
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Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

'Dark humor' these days is another word for 'I'm 14 and I don't have a personality outside of being edgy'.