Shower thought ... if the government is truly listening to us all 24/7, what nicknames would they give you?
I imagine mine would be something along the lines of tone deaf as when I'm on my own, I'm constantly singing.
I could just imagine them speaking to each other in their call centre sighing and saying to each other: "Oh here we go again Tone Deaf is ruining another song"
What would yours be?
12 Comments
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Knotty because of how complicated I come off as.
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Mine would be terrorist If I wasn't privacy concious >:3 (this is a joke please don't add me in a list xoxo)
Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I'll just need you to verify your address, please.
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL
PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's a reference I haven't heard in a long time.
dotslashme@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
Probably resting bitchface if they do video surveillance. If audio only, most likely Mr talks-to-himself
thorbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hey, Hey You, Hey Guy, Fuck You, Fuck you Guy
creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
See that guy over there yea I call him hey hey you hey guy fuck you fuck you guy. Yea it's a very long nick name but that's what stuck
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I just asked ChatGPT and based on my personality quirks I've been assigned the nickname:
*drumroll*
GIGGLE GYRATOR
Oh well, could be worse :)
jcdenton@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 2y
Nice try fed not getting me that easily
ZeroCool@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 2y
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The weird piper - in constantly whistling & my wife says, I've never hit one right note, and she's got pitched hearing, she must know.
dingus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Probably Boring
weariedfae@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y