Choose wisely

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105 Comments

DagonPie@kbin.social · 47 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The bowl

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You win.

DagonPie@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I actually hated when kids would do that when I would go trick or treating as a kid. Even after I got my own candy. I saw people even grab the bowl out of the persons hand at the door and run.

InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
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Thteven@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

Either every single person who eats almond joys is in the comments or we're all being gaslit.

The correct answer is Twix btw.

KiloGex@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. They aren't my favorite, but they're popular. Nobody else will eat the Almond Joy, so I can wait on those and just eat them when they're left over.

electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

are reeses peanut butter cup that popular? They are my favorite, but thought nobody really liked them. Im in Europe tho, so maybe that's the reason.

mercator_rejection@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

In the US, they are quite popular.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

12 year old me: anything but the Almond Joy

39 year old me: Almond Joy

Cjwii@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (7 replies)

The bowl

Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'll do ya one better, I'll grab this guy's guy

neeeeDanke@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

can I grab you 👉👈?

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Its grabbing all the way down

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'll grab it from this guy.

Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Great, I was thinking of critising you for calling the previous user in the chain a guy but decided just to go with it and look where that got me. I'll have the bowl anyway though.

TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

100 Grand! Underrated candy bar.

downpunxx@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
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manual3204@iusearchlinux.fyi · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's refreshing to see other people like Almond Joy. There's dozens of us!

Ghost33313@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

The problem I see though. Is that sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't. Yet I see no Mounds.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Be on the lookout for Bounty! It's like a better almond joy or mounds. World Market often carries them. International grocers too

DNOS@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 2y

The bucket

Sho@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Almond joy

noxy@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Twix. The only candy with the cookie crisp.

SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This guy Seinfelds.

noxy@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y

High five!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

100 Grand!

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Hi Kolanaki!

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y

Twix. It's all in the mix

rockhstrongo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

Dlayknee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Absolutely, is this even a real question?

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Reecee's or 100 Grand are the top dogs. The two finest but different combinations. But 100 Grand also takes a lot of chewing.

polysics@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I'll take all the Almond Joy thank you. I know everyone else is going to leave them behind anyway.

JoMomma@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Insulin

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y

The drugs in candy are getting out of hand

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y

My dick

CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

No Kit Kat? I guess a 100 Grand then

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Snickers

Most of those I haven't heard of, but that's because I'm an Aussie...

Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

What kinds of candy do you have in Australia? This is accurate American candy.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Me neither. I’m Czech. Many stores don't even carry M&Ms.

realitista@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

Reese's all day motherfuckers!!

etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Twix - maybe the 100 Grand.

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I am always happy to get 100 Grand.

Vordimous@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Almond joy

chooglers@lemmy.ml · -6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Vordimous@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Who hurt you

FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

The bucket!

Gork@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Definitely the Reese's. Chocolate and peanut butter are the two best flavor combos known.

VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Insulin.

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I'll probably grab the bowl

NixDev@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y

Have to go with the almond joy.

FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Reese's for days motherfucker

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The formula's off. Reese Cups haven't tasted good for years.

FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Wrong

FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Where the FUCK is the coffee crisp‽

senkora@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Coffee crisps and ketchup chips are the two things I always buy when I’m in Canada. I wish we had them in the States.

FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I had no idea coffee crisp was Canadian. Damn.

Discola@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The fuck is a coffee crisp?

Prewash_Required@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Kind of like a KitKat, but the filling between the wafers is a bit thicker and sweet coffee flavoured.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I'm digging through to find a Right Twix.

Left? Bleah.

tomi000@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No Bounty?

hOrni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That was my first thought too. I guess I would pick Almond Joy, but I never had it so o don't know how similar to Bounty it is.

Klaymore@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

York or Almond Joy

Gargantu8@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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blotz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That never stopped me

Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

You can have everything else, but you'll have to take the almond joys out of my cold dead hands if you want them!

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

there's only Left Twixes and as I have been conditioned by marketing I will get angry as a joke

rbos@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Half of these I've never heard of, so I'd try one of those out of curiosity. American candy?

optissima@possumpat.io · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yeah! What is unrecognizable here, jw

rbos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"100 grand", "milky way" (heard of but never tried), "almond joy" (vaguely familiar but never tried), and .. "York"? "Yonk"?

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

York! Those are York Peppermint Patties. Chocolate shell with a creamy inside that's peppermint flavored. I personally adore them, but they're not very popular. At least compared to snickers and the like.

AaronMaria@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

That sounds nice, I will take that then.

optissima@possumpat.io · 2 pts · 2y

Milkyway has a jetpuffed chocolate marshmallow center with a thin chocolate coating

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

York, never get to eat them too often

reversebananimals@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

where's my fucKING MILKY WAAAAYYYY

Gordon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Snickers 100%

UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

The bowl

SinJab0n@mujico.org · 5 pts · 2y

The bowl

Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Got any 3 Musketeers?

Vespair@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

100 Grand, maybe a York if I'm in a real specific mood. The other options are for suckers.

ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Whichever one has the drugs in it.

On a serious note, I'll have any candy corn if you're looking to get rid of it

Seraph@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

The York Peppermint Patties. It doesn't belong with the rest of that swill.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Reece's or 100 Grand, depending on my energy level.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Throw the whole bowl on the ground and scream about the clear superiority of Three Musketeers.

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Twix first, then milky way

lorez@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is there a Mars? If yes that one for me.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Same reaction, "I want the mars oh..."

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Milky way all day

Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
lnxtx@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Weird looking MilkyWay.

Are they edibles?

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

This is the impossible challenge.

Skkorm@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

No coffee crisp, I'm out

Salain810@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I can get the almond joy and the 100 grand in one motion

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

green M&M

formergijoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Found Tucker Carlson's account!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

If I had frozen dinner money I probably wouldn't be on the internet. I'd probably be high off my ass on a pile of asses (all painted green like the m&m but that stays between me and my therapist, who's on the bottom of the pile)

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My dick

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oh you saw the green m&m too

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I'm on a diet.

Off diet I'd eat them all.

senkora@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

My favorite has always been crunch bars. So good.

FunkyMonk@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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Sneakyweasel90@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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thorbot@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Nothing. Candy makes my teeth hurt

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (6 replies)

See a dentist.

thorbot@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Any other prescriptions for me, Internet MD?

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Lol. Suggesting visiting a dentist makes me an "Internet MD" now, defensive much?

A quick google suggests that chocolate shouldn't make your teeth hurt unless they are decaying 🤢, but getting defensive is easier I suppose; Enjoy the pain each time you bite into something sweet.

thorbot@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You’ve got no clue what you’re talking about, but go ahead and keep googling random shit and telling strangers what to do 😂

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I post my problems online for strangers to read, but get defensive when I'm given suggestions on how to fix it. I swear I'm not a troll.

Enjoy the tooth pain 😁.

thorbot@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Enjoy being an insufferable twat

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Crybaby, but your teeth hurt so I can understand why.