Dude just fucked her without a condom and then went and put on knight armor when told that wasn't cool and to go get a condom. Why does he even have knight armor? I'm not sure I'd call that a random break up. Especially if he has a history of trying to avoid using protection.
If you have knight armor and are high as fuck this is the expected result.
Also I think its stolen from DBZA, basically Bulma asks if Vegeta was wearing protection and he notes he is wearing his armor, and thus Trunks was conceived.
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y
Made up story but even if it was real Anon dodged a bullet breaking up with that time waster
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y
candybrie@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
Dude just fucked her without a condom and then went and put on knight armor when told that wasn't cool and to go get a condom. Why does he even have knight armor? I'm not sure I'd call that a random break up. Especially if he has a history of trying to avoid using protection.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
If you have knight armor and are high as fuck this is the expected result.
Also I think its stolen from DBZA, basically Bulma asks if Vegeta was wearing protection and he notes he is wearing his armor, and thus Trunks was conceived.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I doubt it's stolen straight from dbza since the jokes been around longer than that
DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Maybe he is into re-enactment or LARPing?
telllos@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Not a keeper.
Rolando@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
ikr in any good relationship, that'd be a story you remind each other of years later.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
"PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL!!"
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Should've said m'lady
DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y
This could have been a funny story to tell their friends years later while their child listens awkwardly.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Get back on the horse, you're a knight for God sakes!
corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y