The perfect moron

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24 Comments

nerdschleife@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 2y (5 replies)

But Wheatley is charming, at least for a while

riodoro1@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dude, two years ago all of reddit was collectively masturbating to him and his genius.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He calls one guy a pedo, and suddenly he looks like a manchild

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

yeah all he does is:

  • force workers back during covid lockdowns
  • calls a guy a pedo
  • whips his dick out in front of a stewardess
  • blows a shitton of his fortune on Twitter to distract from m the above point
  • consistently pushes nazi propaganda on Twitter

and all of a sudden he is the bad guy?

nerdschleife@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

At risk of taking this discussion too seriously, there is a crucial difference though - Wheatley is likable as himself and then lets power corrupt him. Elon was always a megalomaniac who put up a likable facade

outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y

So was Elon Musk, remember when literally every Redditor stanned him back in 2018?

Hemi03@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y

√ instantly abuses newly gained power

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Wheatley is way more tolerable

jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hope i will never get woken up by him

Lizzy_Wizzy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good morning. You have been in suspension for.... 9999999999999999999999.......

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Some say he's still saying 9 to this day

Tenthrow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

An astute observation to be sure.

LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2y

I concur with Vulcan Fry.

Loid@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

To be fair... The company had already burned and decayed long before Wheatley took charge.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

At least Wheatley acknowledges that he let the power get to him and apologizes

asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yeah but he'll never truly feel bad for being a jerk

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

We need to send him through a portal to space in order to find out.

asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Considering Twitter was already on fire before Elon took charge I guess you can say the guys before Elon were like glados that was still trying to flood the facility with deadly natural toxen

FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

dangblingus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's funny that people think that Elon Musk is making all of these decisions in a vacuum and that the Saudi government just hands out $22B to anyone who asks with no oversight or expectation of ROI.

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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ranoss@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Back when I was on Twitter I feel like posts from Jenny were usually on point. Very accurate comparison.

ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This is some good head canon.. yoink

lorez@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Hopefully.