O, let not the pains of financial burden which come upon thee enter into my automobile. I am the Extended Warranty, and I am in the foremost part of the loan, and the insurance policy which protecteth me is that which is with all the paid claimants forever.
I want magic to be real... I would love for that to happen. Just a bunch of scientists in the dirt unlocking some ancient evil... That's the world I want... Fuck what we have now.
10 Comments
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
The archaeologists have to read each incantation out loud or they’re chickenshit.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net · 5 pts · 2y
Klattu berata (coughcough)
Qkall@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I want magic to be real... I would love for that to happen. Just a bunch of scientists in the dirt unlocking some ancient evil... That's the world I want... Fuck what we have now.
HawlSera@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Same
Saint_of_Illusion@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!
ADHDefy@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
"Klatu, barada, n-- ........ Necktie? Nectur? Nickle?""
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Johnathan Sims would like to know your location
768@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I'm alright.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The black book gives life, the gold book takes it away.
I DON'T KNOW THIS SYMBOL! IT'S.... A BIRD....?