Rocket, 1914

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11 Comments

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

BattleBeetle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The raccoon also doesn't have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

toaster@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

And slightly higher in Toronto.

CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

a rabid one most likely

BoiLudens@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

explodicle@local106.com · 3 pts · 2y

He probably traveled at near light speed

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

neanderthal@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

That's a machine gun, not a rocket.

bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's not a rocket

PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

That looks like Rocket to me.