c/memes · by fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 2yLose either way 445 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
"It is better to wake up and pee than pee and wake up"
ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y
Get diapers, then you can pee in your sleep as much as you want.
radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
It does have a capacity. Can't be pissing too much.
Godric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Get another one, problem solved
HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Just go all day. Never have to worry about the bathroom again.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
I rather pissed myself than using diaper
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
So Ruining mattresses and bedding and making the whole place smell like piss is much less embarrassing for you huh
seahorse@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
I follow a rule that I saw written in sharpie at a hipster bar bathroom in Calgary, Alberta: piss in the sink or sink in the piss.
backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Reminds me of "It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum"
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
One just begets the other
ExLisper@linux.community · 9 pts · 2y
10/10 meme.
craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
8 year old me feels personally attacked.
LueZypher@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Both?
CluckN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Piss Sleeping in
JoShmoe@ani.social · 5 pts · 2y
Pissing Sleep Inn
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
In sleep pissInn
radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
What about sleep shitting then?
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Shitting in sleep and sleeping in shit are both pretty grim
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Piss sleeping is understandable, but shit sleeping? How is that even possible?
radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Don't worry it hardens. Especially if you roll around in you sleep to even it up.