As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.
Semantics: What's the greater security threat to the Federation?
As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.
14 Comments
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 21 pts · 2y
Also, stop bringing every random person who boards the ship to the bridge!
And implement badge-entry for engineering.
TheShadowKnows@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
nottheengineer@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
I agree that it goes against their core values, but they have shitloads of internal sensors that could be used very unethically.
jet@hackertalks.com · 11 pts · 2y
I always found it hilarious plot convenience, either there's absolutely no security, or there's complete 3D holographic imaging available for reconstruction. Whichever is more convenient
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Lack of circuit breakers and seatbelts.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The way I figure, if the inertial dampers fail, everyone is gooified regardless of restraints.
Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
And who the hell has been packing the consoles with rocks?
Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Just be glad they aren't packing boxes of nails.
Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn't those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"Plasma conduits"
Sounds safe to me.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2y
Engineering says the console doesn't work without them.
Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Similar to surveillance, but the lack of pre-emptive warnings.
"Captain there's an unauthorized shuttle launch/transport"
"Can you use the tractor beam/get a lock on them?"
"They're too far away/too much interference"
"Can we please get a warning before the thing actually happens next time ensign?"
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
The imagination of a tv show writer .... that is the greatest security threat to the federation
Ever see tv show writers in 24th century? There's a reason why they don't exist in their time period.
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" - some 24th century ensign...