Will I ever even graduate?

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14 Comments

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

College is a frolicking meadow. Wait until you see what corporate life does to you.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

White hair and alcoholism

kometes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Lisinopril and omeprozole

doctordevice@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

I miss college. All the freedom of being an adult with almost no responsibilities. And loans were just something I would have to deal with later.

Plus learning is fun and classes were easy.

Now I just constantly think about how the crotchety old boomers are actually right: I don't want to work anymore.

IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

He has met his Waterloo

WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi · 8 pts · 2y

C's get degrees, I'm on my 3rd electrical engineering job and i've yet to be asked about my GPA.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Of course! The real question is: will you get a job offer?

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm thinking of academia.

TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

think again

cyborganism@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah they're at U Waterloo. No shit.

SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Therapist receptionist: We got us another Bonaparte here

jet@hackertalks.com · 4 pts · 2y

These are both undergraduate ID cards. At most 4 years apart.

I thought we were going to get like freshman photo, and then four years of postdoc photo.... That would be a harrowing morality tale

Rolando@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

The good ending: he wasn't worried about what his new ID photo looked like because he already has a good job lined up and the rest of his final semester looks like smooth sailing.

6mementomori@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

per bonaparte, gli รจ andata pure bene for the Italians