She can rule me

523 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 105 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Good attempt, you almost censored their name 👍

pigup@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Their heart was in the right place

LemmysMum@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

Doesn't do much good when the brain isn't.

robocall@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Why is woman bold?

bitteorca@artemis.camp · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It may be from a search on Twitter. The word(s) you search for get displayed in bold in the search results on Twitter

bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

why would anyone search for woman

RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 2y

Twitter ☕️

TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

someone along the repost chain replaced a word

Alcatorda@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

The original tweet said 'lesbian' and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

barsoap@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

barsoap@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

vamputer@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Nah, "uses a machete to cut through red tape" is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.

tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y

Mommy issues

Same tbh

bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

omg u so smol :3