I wish spiders whispered at night

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8 Comments

otter@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y

...

granted, enjoy :/

Funkymatt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

They whisper at night but now scream during the day

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 2y

They only whisper to each other. You have no idea what they're talking about.

You become increasingly paranoid at the barely audible whispers and giggles. Nobody else notices and they believe you've gone stark raving mad.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

What in the god damned fuck is this, you monster!?

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Granted.

But they only do it your ear and always right before you fall asleep.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

"pst, taxes are due tomorrow"

voodooattack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Granted. But you only hear them clearly as they crawl out of your mouth and nose.

iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Treat them right and they will.