It's a good day after all!

Full article can be read here via satire site TheHardTimes.net

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28 Comments

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y

And it inspired me to live more healthily so I can see the deaths of Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, and Jack Antonoff, not because of Jack’s politics, I just find him annoying.”

That’s optimistism.

ares35@kbin.social · 46 pts · 2y (1 reply)

he may still be dead, but our kids' kids will still be living with the consequences of the shit he spewed for years.

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Day reruined.

DarkGamer@kbin.social · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That poor cancer got Rush Limbaugh.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

You don't really think of cancer as taking one for the team, but that one really did.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
njm1314@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's canceled out when you remember Kissinger is alive though.

lennybird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Or Dick Cheney.

Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Day balanced out upon remembering Kissinger is still kicking.

Quaternions@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It would be a better day if Cheeto man was dead.

hansl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Please don’t jinx it.

thorbot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cheeto Chimp next, please

NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

No, he and his spawn need to be put in prison first. He can die, but not until after he's found guilty, seen his reputation/legacy destroyed, and watched his inner circle tear each other apart in a cannibalistic brawl to avoid jail time.

If he dies first, I worry that it will be too easy for anyone with the last name Trump to use him as a scapegoat and get off scot-free.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Unfortunately, there's so much recorded Rush Limbaugh that it would be trivial to produce centuries worth of Rush deepfakes. I'm surprised there's not a podcast of this shit already.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Worse people took his place.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Better than him and the worse people.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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lennybird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

wasn't downplaying public health efforts

Uh well... He campaigned relentlessly saying tobacco didn't cause cancer (ah the sweet irony he died of lung cancer) and that seatbelts were a way for government to control you. So...

You can trace a lot of modern maga movement to Limpballs. He had a massive following and turned a lot of people extremist. Watch the documentary The Brainwashing of my Dad.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

I remembered. My toilet didn't go away.

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y

Don't know who this is

cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world · -39 pts · 2y (17 replies)
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starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Yeah it's hard not to when he had a segment where he rang bells and celebrated your people's deaths

Fuck you

cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world · -18 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Monkeyhog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Are you a piece of shit on purpose or is it an accident?

cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Having taken care of an elder who listened to this asshat spew his hate every morning I can agree with OP. And also, fuck you!

cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
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_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is such a cop out, low effort, parroted phrase to passively aggressive say "forget the past and how fucked up it was, especially since it was my in-group that did the fucking up, and we reserve the right to fuck up the same way in the future".

So no, I'm won't forget the shitty past, as I do not want that to be mistaken for tacit forgiveness, and I do not want to see that shitty past repeated.

cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y
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ZeroCool@feddit.ch · 8 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world · -26 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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ZeroCool@feddit.ch · 6 pts · 2y
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NABDad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I also forgot he existed, but I don't mind being reminded now.

If you forgot he existed and someone reminded you while he was still alive, that would be a bad thing.

Spacebar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

cap·i·tal·i·za·tion

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

British spelling.

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

lIvIng rEnt frEE

Daisyifyoudo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

CUE GENERIC GOP CLICHE

ZeroCool@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y
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