The future is now

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19 Comments

MooseBoys@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y

No one makes christmas lists that are short like Gaston!

mojo@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

Llewellyn@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Suck an egg!

Gork@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y

What, you egg?

Stabs him

Demonicwolf227@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

knightmare1147@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

All I want for Christmas is a carton of eggs.

Nima@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

malloc@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

This is what happens when you downsize the team responsible for auto generating these responses

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Fuck you, Google. I wanted two cartons.

FQQD@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just click both autoreply suggestions at the same time.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do you think I'm made of mice?!

FiniteLooper@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

This is the plot synopsis of my sci-fi screenplay

affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

you could reply twice

habanhero@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

AI is tryna tell you something. Go all in on eggs and hodl

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

It predicted they will get super expensive 🫰.

CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Mayonegg

Louisoix@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

For a second I thought "love, mom" was a reply. Things are not as bad as they could have been!