Star Trek: Canada

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34 Comments

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

"Take off, Hoser" is an excellent warp phrase.

Chief Engineer:

negativenull@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You know, that's absolutely true. I ruined an icon :(

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Or elevated it. Who knows lol

negativenull@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fixed

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

šŸ˜‚

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

Chief engineer

"We'll just seal up this crack in the dilithium crystal with the handy man's secret weapon; duct tape!"

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Jokes on you, all the extras in discovery and SNW are Canadian! So are the crew who put the show together, so it's essentially star trek made by Canada

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So's The Shat.

negativenull@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

His picture is on the wall now.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Scotty was Canadian too.

negativenull@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

you're killing me smalls
It's been updated yet again

StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

But you missed Alison Pill!

Our very own very nice Canadian Borg Queen.

n3m37h@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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distantsounds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.

canis_majoris@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

C'mon, use real space words, Rick!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Worst case Ontario we won't be able to land back at base

Stamets@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (13 replies)
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negativenull@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Better?!?

Stamets@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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negativenull@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Star Trek has presumed Universal Healthcare. I fail at all the others.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Unless... Is there no maple leaf on display?!

negativenull@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Now with Tim Hortons right off the bridge

Fubar91@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Let's be real bud, there'd be a Tims on each side of the bridge, and ones always outta chocolate timbits.

negativenull@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

And a Canadian flag

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

negativenull@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

God, he's so good at putting a smile on my face.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

We all miss him and his cheerful demeanor dearly.

Stamets@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
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Klear@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And where's Shatner?

negativenull@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

His framed picture is on the wall

negativenull@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's Molson Synthale in the Captain's chair, FYI

n3m37h@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

American synthale's got too low a synthohol content.

LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Bubbles is in Engineering. Ricky and Julian are in the brig with Mariner.

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You kidding? Engineering is just red green with a roll of duct tape

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Engineer's secret weapon.

n3m37h@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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negativenull@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

and Chris Hadfield walking around playing his guitar

radix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't know what the Comms officer looks like, or is wearing, but either his name is Rogers Bell, or her name is Bell Rogers.

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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