A pet panther that loves head scritches, belly rubs and doing cute things for me to record. Also she is infused with shadows and brings me bodies of the unwise.
Other than a home with secret passages and unlimited wifi, I don't really want any of this. I definitely agree about the race track and electronics workstation though lol
Swap the pet panther for a small passal of oppossums.
I want to hear the rustle of those tails across the flagstone floors, the echoing munch of happiness as the pantry is raided for its fruits, and the silent screams directed at our asses to bring down the hallowed halls.
18 Comments
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Maybe a pet panther? There is no maybe here wtf
FoundTheVegan@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
A pet panther that loves head scritches, belly rubs and doing cute things for me to record. Also she is infused with shadows and brings me bodies of the unwise.
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Thank you. She shall be called “Artemis”, a true huntress of the night.
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Came here to say exactly this lol
Mothra@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 2y
Stop teasing already, when is this book or movie going to be released?
bstix@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 2y
It was in 1986.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/ (Labyrinth)
Spoiler: She turns down the offer anyway.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
Hm, well obviously since I'm sure there was no wi fi in 1986
bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 2y
She could have anything she could dream of.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
orangatang@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Girls don't like boys, they like gothic castles and being a panther mommy
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
I know exactly what guys want and its basically the same along with a gun range a race track and a electronics workstation
Mozingo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Other than a home with secret passages and unlimited wifi, I don't really want any of this. I definitely agree about the race track and electronics workstation though lol
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
also enya moment
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Interesting parody of Good Charlotte.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Swap the pet panther for a small passal of oppossums.
I want to hear the rustle of those tails across the flagstone floors, the echoing munch of happiness as the pantry is raided for its fruits, and the silent screams directed at our asses to bring down the hallowed halls.
Dkarma@lemmy.world · -20 pts · 2y
Imagine making a deep post and thinking unlimited wifi belongs in there.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
It doesn't?
name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 11 pts · 2y
Unlimited 10GB/sec ethernet is better...