c/dadjokes · by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one · 2yMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor. I said, "Fine, suit yourself." 338 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
Hephoh2@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y
Seems needle-ss to say that though
thomasloven@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Seams so.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns
BrickTamland@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I'm enjoying this thread
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 2y
These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I'm dyeing! Isn't there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Agreed. Lets hem it in.
udon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn't take it any longer.
BenadrylChunderHatch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn't believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
workerONE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's hilarious
speaker_hat@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y
Mine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones.
She mumbled something vague like "you never listen to me", I didn't quite hear it tbh.
cool_remains_icy@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
speaker_hat@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
Mine was because of my obsession to fish.
I said, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."