never assume in life...

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8 Comments

Alteon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm sorry, I can't subscribe to this community. I gotta worry about my mental health here. I'd lose my mind if I had to see these everyday. It'd just be daily rage scrolling...

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

As god intended

ALERT@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

English level of my coworkers

Azzu@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The largest aneurysm is that leaf and carrot size are definitely correlated, so assuming that big leaf = big carrot is the reasonable thing to do :D

McSudds_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

In the absence of obstructions, true! If, however, a carrot runs into an obstacle, the leaves will continue to grow while the carrot stays the same size, leading to the conundrum we see in the photo

ARk@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

I have found my people

Karlos_Cantana@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just because I'm big, doesn't mean my carrot is.

hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
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Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

This person wrote the instruction manual for the last electronic device I ordered from Amazon.