This Pickle

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31 Comments

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It’s got a flared end so I can safely put it in my asshole.

Salvo@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just finished reading (listening to the AudioBook of) The Truth by Terry Pratchett. This would be one of Mr. Windlings pickles.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That was exactly what I was going to say, though it was a re-read for me :)

Salvo@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Same as. The new Audiobook is much higher audio quality than the earlier Audiobooks. They are all different in different ways and I find that I get more out of the original text after “reading” different narrations/adaptions.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Jerkin yer gherkin

jeffw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Friendly reminder that Justin Roiland is a pedophile

Oh, wrong pickle

papalonian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is this from that stupid video he'd made a few years back or is there actually something substantial that came out since then

jeffw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Idk anything about a video. But a lot of shit came out. Workplace harassment, a ton of messages on social media. Straight up grooming kids

papalonian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oh. That's unfortunate.

In reference to the video I'd mentioned. There was a big cancel movement on him a few years ago because of some really weird amateur video he'd put out before becoming famous that included a bit about fucking a baby. It was in incredibly poor taste, and I didn't find the attempted joke all that funny, but even with the context you've given me it's pretty clear that nothing was meant to be taken seriously.

ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

If it stays hard for more than 4 hours you may need to call a doctor.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Your 'pickle' looks green, you should probably go see a doctor about that.

emhl@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

I didn't know the made pickles with a light bulb shape but I want to try out how long it's going to glow. https://youtu.be/axbAvYK9Hcw

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

It looks like a Veggie Tales character

mystik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)..

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Pick and balls

Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y

All of these puns, and nobody has called it a "dickle" yet?

LeftRedditOnJul1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Sigh...

unzips pants

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Vaguely has the shape of a pipe that a guy I used to know used to smoke meth out of.

MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

HELLO

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

It's a Pimpkle.

x4740N@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Peenkle

droflow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Showoff

ARk@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

guac and balls

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It's like one of those clown balloons right as you start inflating it.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Sweet or dill?

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

NNNovember's Pickle.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y

The coincidence that the discord I am in right now was talking about pickles as I scrolled Lemmy and saw this is making me question some things...

rynzcycle@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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flop_leash_973@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Anyone else ever see pictures of the inside of someone’s hands and wonder how many dicks they’ve stroked with them?

clubb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Man what the fuck