c/asklemmy · by shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 2yIf during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said? 54 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
Davel23@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y
Judas: You are about to come into some money.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 2y
"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"
grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Hang in there.
kambusha@feddit.ch · 8 pts · 2y
Nailed it
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
"The future will leave you hanging."
"Your future will be nailing."
jaybone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y
"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."
mriormro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"None of this matters."
roo@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 2y
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
Saigonauticon@voltage.vn · 6 pts · 2y
"You just ate Chinese food"
snooggums@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
You are not the imposter.
squiblet@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"
Bwaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"that wasn't wine"
MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.
HowMany@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?
BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 3 pts · 2y
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5sf’s Fortune Cookies
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aport@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
"That wasn't chicken"