If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

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23 Comments

Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y

You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.

Davel23@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Judas: You are about to come into some money.

sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

But you may have to hang around for a bit.

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”

ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 2y

"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"

grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hang in there.

kambusha@feddit.ch · 8 pts · 2y

Nailed it

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"The future will leave you hanging."

"Your future will be nailing."

jaybone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y

"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."

mriormro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

"None of this matters."

roo@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 2y

Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.

Saigonauticon@voltage.vn · 6 pts · 2y

"You just ate Chinese food"

snooggums@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

You are not the imposter.

squiblet@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"

Bwaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"that wasn't wine"

MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.

HowMany@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?

BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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aport@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

"That wasn't chicken"