Oh shit my rule

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25 Comments

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y (4 replies)

CANCEL

TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

0 days until Mario steals your liver

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

What happens if you press cancel 1 second before the next day? Will it go to -1 days?

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Thats not an option

bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Windows error sound

InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I wish most problems came with a Cancel button.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y

Dang cancel culture strikes again...

BeefPiano@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

72 hours remain

lugal@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

71 hours remaining

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

At least I can blame it on the little shit now and all these so called doctors can stop hassling me about my daytime drinking.

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Gonna be ready this time, you little Italian bastard

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

better comply, or he will in addition to taking your liver make you deader

habanhero@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y

Mushroom shortage, gotta get the umami from somewhere.

zepheriths@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I am not scared of 5"1' man

TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He has a wrench and he is not afraid to use it.

zepheriths@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

So scared 😨

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That "man" smashes bricks with his punches and can jump several times his own height in an instant.

zepheriths@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He also loses half his height when he hits a brown mushroom

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

More than half. He becomes miniscule.

TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

He can have it. I'm not using it for anything.

vox@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

nah i gave it to luigi for safekeeping

jjagaimo@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

He can have it now, I don't need it

ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I survived the last one! Come at me Mario bro!

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

the exe named "your liver" sweating

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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snackette@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Just enough time