Careful out there yall

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Grizzly_Biscuit@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Trespassers will be violated.

Jokes on you. It's not violation if I consent.

Gonna need you to fax it over to HR, s'il te plaît

And another porn plot

Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What a weird porn movie plot

More creative than most.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This sign is correct. If you shoplift, you have to pay it off in sucking cock.

Think I saw this with the centaur and the therapist from Stepbrothers

Edit: on the subject of centaurs, why is this blowing up now, is it the fact that Trump stands like the front half of a centaur?

I have seen a video or two....

I saw that porn.

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My ugly ass would bankrupt this place.

Shamone!

Ah, the rare (and valid) anal contract

BRB, going to go steal some stuff and then turn myself in.