Life goals

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BossDj@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They've invented some game of it, too. Their first moves were opposite sides of the board. The guy is really processing his next move and she's waiting to see if he'll play into her trap. True love

al177@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

The objective is to capture all the pizza tables.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That pizza is my soulmate.

CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

So at 80 it’ll just be you and two pizzas

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

Sounds like a big win

TotalFat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine a calzone that size...

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Inverse square rule.

seukari@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Whoever put so many pizza tables in the box needs more praise! No excuse for a cheesy lid

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You won't make it to 80 with pizzas that large and regular lol.

Kase@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Maybe, but once you get there it's free game

odelik@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y

I can only imagine the heart burn from eating a giant pizza like that when I'm 80.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Want me a slice like a Dickensian nightcap.

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And those classic plates.

staindundies@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Love me some old Corelle!

TotalFat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My parents had those same plates. I'll take some of those as well.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Haha, my mom gave me a few years ago, still have most of them.

Infynis@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

That man is strategizing

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Kid named pizza:

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

now i want pizza :(

papabobolious@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 2y

Delivered with a crane by some guy in a hard hat, presumably.