AEW DYNAMITE Discussion Thread 11/15/23

It's Wednesday you know what that means!

Tonight, Dynamite hails from Ontario, CA! The card includes:

  • The Man Who Erased His Name Street Fight: Paul Wight, Kota Ibushi, Chris Jericho, and Kenny Omega vs. Brian Cage, Kyle Fletcher, Powerhouse Hobbs, and Konosuke Takeshita

  • The Young Bucks vs. Penta El Zero Miedo & Komander

  • Orange Cassidy and Hook vs. Wheeler Yuta and Jon Moxley

  • WINNER MOVES ONTO TBS TITLE MATCH AT FULL GEAR: Red Velvet vs. Skye Blue

  • After the brutal attack on The Acclaimed, we’ll hear from AEW World Champion and ROH World Tag Team Champion MJF!

And more!

Show starts at 8pm EST | 5pm PST | 7pm CST | 1am BST

AEW can be found on: TBS in the US, TSN+ in Canada, ViX in Latin America, ESPN in Australia, and FITETV/DAZN in the UK, EU, and elsewhere.

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119 Comments

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm so ready for the return of heel Bucks.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Looks like your wish got granted

They make so much more sense as a heel team

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Definitely. They play the 'arrogant pricks' role almost too well.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Definitely.

Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Takeshita dressed as Majima lol

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

That's awesome. They're one game of mahjong away from all the Yakuza references πŸ˜‚

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hangman: "I've worked with children for a long time!"

Of course he has. Just ask Punk!

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That empty headed dumb fuck

Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

That's good shit.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Hoping Lucha Bros. make Komander an honourary member. He's working really well with Penta right now.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I think Velvet's had a match on every show since her return. I like it but is that such a good idea for someone just coming back from a long term injury?

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Women this early?

Street fight must be going long

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We're going to stir it up

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Someone needs to buy Velvet a stand mixer. Ain't nobody got time for stirring in 2023.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Ngl would still watch her stir manually for an hour Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm already praying for Big Show's knees πŸ˜‚

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

That wobbly legged picture from the other week when he was announced lives rent free in my head lol

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

lmao at the black and white transition. That was great.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

It really was!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Damn Fletcher looked like he landed rough 😬

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So what I'm gathering is that Tony did a tournament in plain sight with the women in the "TBS" division

Skye has to be in the triple threat and Julia should walk out the champion

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Agreed. It's Julia's time.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's Ser Pentico without a mask!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Jon Cruz more like Jon Bruised

32XPlayer@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Odds we get Jericho singing Baka Mitai tonight?

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

That would be glorious

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Looks like Mox is fully heel tonight πŸ˜‚

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Okay that double ddt was stupid good

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Agreed. This whole match has been stupid good.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

The Don Callis Family is so diverse

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

So is Andrade Miro approved since CJ approached him

Andretti was a bit flirty/cocky. Ryan tried going to her locker room. And Garcias hips just couldn't lie to her

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So am I the only one who thinks Skyefall should be her finisher?

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I like it and code blue

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

The IWC isn't going to like Wheeler getting the pin lol
Let my boy Wheeler cook

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Ignoring his injury status

TK really gave Danielson a G1 at home

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The Bucks are such shit heads lol

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I love it lol

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

It's the natural way

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"STEAL HIS WEED! STEAL HIS WEED!"

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I lit up my bowl right at the right moment and damned near choked to death.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Also, just for fun, our thread is the top thing on Kbin. Pretty cool if you ask me.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's 'cause we're cooler than the other side of the pillow

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What was it that Jon Oliver said? "Wrestling is better than the things you like." Something like that.

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes! There it is! And truer words have never been spoken.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Don Callis is all buzzwords and I love him for it

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Samoa Joe is such an asshole

Fake offer of friendship just to say he will bully l and torture his way again to a shot if necessary

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

He's not really giving MJF a choice, is he? lol

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He's going to show up to the tag match no matter what isn't he

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The closest thing people will give Joe to a no is silence as he puts them on notice

So basically who's gonna stop him

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

The only thing that can stop Joe is LA traffic.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

MJFs options are actually Yes to a rematch and yes with torture included

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We need split screen or something for this match lol. There's so much going on.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

100%
Yet they never do

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Give us the Big Brother live-feed-4-cam set up so we got cameras on everyone.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The Bang Bang Gang really killed him

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love MJF but I'm hoping Jay does the same thing to him on Saturday. I 1000% breathe with the switchblade.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

It feels like the Switchblade era

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Try not to get suspended challenge

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Cassidy teleporting into the dive

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Security did nothing wrong!

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Hook continues to collect bad tattoos

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That man on his chest looks like something Keith Haring would've sketched

32XPlayer@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I always see a gingerbread man, which doesn't exactly fit the Hook vibe

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah he's more of a chip guy than a gingerbread guy

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

This reminded me to go check if I have ingredients for gingerbread cookies.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I think it looks like a cactaur

Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is Taz secretly forklift certified?

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I would like to think so

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

He shouldn't keep it a secret. It's 2023. It's okay to be into forklifts these days.

TommySalami@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

God, talk about an S-Class segment from Hangman. I'm hyped.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

He nailed that promo. I just hope he didn't break Nana's dancing muscles.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Luther is too happy to retrieve the loofah

She's timeless dammit

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I notice that Hangman has not requested his child back yet

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Bonk bonk

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I thought for sure Hook would challenge Yuta to a match on Collision/Full Gear

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There is more than enough time to announce something for Zero Hour.

Probably gonna be a challenge at some point before Saturday

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Yeah, that's true. After I posted that I thought, 'Hook barely speaks. How the hell could he challenge Yuta?'

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Even the Bucks agree they're better as heels lol

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I make my dog dance with Prince Nana

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

This is the way.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Nana never fails to make me smile

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My only complaint is that the crowd didn't dance with him the way the crowd in Portland did lmao

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Someone was bound to fail the vibe check

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Us Oregonians are easy to sway

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Street food for the street fight

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So Fletcher is out

Paul Wight damn sure looks out

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Paul's toes are too busy having a staring contest to compete in this match πŸ˜‚

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Fuck lmao

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I mean seriously who had Hobbs picking up the Big Show and throwing him onto a car from a platform on their bingo card for this match

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

So Ibushi is dead

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Callis: "I love Brian Cage I just love him!"

You know what? So do I Don.

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

He's a love machine

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Idk man Cage seems like a disgrace out to screw the Don Callis Family

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Can we get an update on Paul Wight? Homie out here taking bumps he shouldn't for our entertainment

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Paul Wight went back to his home planet.

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Big Show phone home

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‚ Brilliant.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Here's your update:

Montagge@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Jesus lol

Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Dude, what the fuck? lol

I hope this ages like wine and not milk.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This match is total anarchy and I fucking love it.

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Absolutely bonkers

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

As a BIG Sega kid growing up I can't tell you how much I love seeing that logo on Kenny's gear.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Any chance the devil appears on the ramp?

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nope, just 3D Cardblade

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

lmao 3D Cardblade. That's awesome.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

3D Cardblade

πŸ₯‡

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wtf are these bumps Kenny. You have a match on Saturday

Montagge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Dude wrestled like he wanted the weekend off

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No ONE kicks out of the One Winged Angel

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Only one person ever has.

..and if the day comes where he needs to again...we will pop.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Taz singing the wicked witch's theme got a good laugh outta me lol

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Came in to the show late, but the main event was brilliant. I'd say that should have been on the PPV, but this is AEW we're talking about, I'm sure they'll deliver just as hard there.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

I thought the same thing. AEW pretty much always nails their multi-man "hardcore" matches.

I expect the Swerve/Hangman death match to deliver in spades. Can't wait to see it.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

technically hangman touched swerve when he grabbed the microphone he was holding.

loophole!

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That was real glass cry me a river

Also does Paul Wight want another new hip?

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Doc mighta told him he needs 3 more miles on the hip before it can quality for a replacement so he said "Hold my arthritis!"