They're under the bed!

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16 Comments

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He needs to get some tattoos to remind himself.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Then have I got a deal for you. Forget everything you know about tatoos...

Crul@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
kraftpudding@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Why would i keep a car as a pet?

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Stolen from Mitch Hedberg:

https://youtu.be/QJ3kCxsOjLc

Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Both are making fun of the same tired commercial phrase, but they are definitely not the same joke.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

I disagree

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

The phrase, "who is the real hero?" will always live in my head. So funny, but it's hard to see him shaking around in these clips.

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

"I was watching late night infomercials, when one came on and said 'forget everything you know about slipcovers,' so I did, and it was a load off my mind. And then they tried to sell me slipcovers but I didn't know what the fuck they were"

~Mitch Hedburg

Cruxifux@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

ITS LAVA

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

bestusername@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Today I learnt 2 thing...

Carpet burn isn't real and any old shit gets upvotes.

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That's what Big Carpet Burna wants you to think

betamark@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Wow, I'm impressed. The way you depict the memory erasure is quickly interpreted by my eye. Thank you!

danciestlobster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ok but is he married to that sales woman? Cause the woman on TV and the one reassuring him after look pretty similar....

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y

All comic people look the same.

Lightfire228@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

I like the implication that this has happened often enough that the wife knew immediately what set him off