c/funny · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yEmbracing a fixation 238 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
mkwt@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
"One call, that's all."
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y
Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn't and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny
ExfilBravo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I laughed way too hard at this
IanSomnia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Onion doesn't write parody anymore.
It's more like stories that haven't happened yet.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 3 pts · 2y
would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Toddlers fixate on stuff. It'll be something else in 6 months
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.
TulipanJones@kbin.social · 35 pts · 2y
I diagnose this kid with childhood. Toddlers are weird
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
What do I owe you doc?
Kitikuru@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Just your firstborn and a yearly subscription to Netflix
mishielda1234@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It's cause you didn't grow up in New Orleans lol, Morris Bart is a cultural phenomena there