c/monkeyspaw · by Web_Rand@lemmy.ml · 2yI wish everyone used Linux. 26 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
ceiphas@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y
the only available distro is Hannah Montana
Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 2y
No, you're misunderstanding. There's supposed to be a downside to a monkey's paw wish
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.
geekworking@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Been there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
See this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it's probably already happened before.
Froyn@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
It's your IRL "Simpsons did it" moment
sramder@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Granted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Great. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.
oo1@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
in my goverment job things break every day with MS.
fortunately my job is not important.
xep@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
We kind of sort of do, but it's called Android...
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 7 pts · 2y
Granted. Everyone has now eclipsed your knowledge level
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
darkevilmac@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y
They're all using Gentoo now.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Except the people previously using Gentoo who have all moved to Linux From Scratch.
ceiphas@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
iamben? is it you?
Bizarroland@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Granted but for stability all future code must be submitted in brainfuck
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Granted
Now Linux is a propetary software full of bloatware who efficiently steal the private information of his users but can't play games.