Beware the "ramsomware" bits!

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anyhow2503@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The hackers are gonna ram som' wares into my computer without my consent 😰

spamfajitas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There was a brief moment in time when I clicked on the wrong Weird Al remix I found on Limewire and someone decided to use my computer to store and seed their games. Got to play a bunch of things I didn't have the money for. Good guy hacker?

TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip · 6 pts · 2y

I like to imagine that your Limewire Weird Al fan pulled up their hoodie and said "I'm in", as accordion music played hauntingly in the background

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just managed to pull the Ethernet plug before the RAMSOMWARE bits made it through. I should count myself lucky it glows red.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

That is why I am a proponent of fibre to the desktop, you can see the bad red bits travel through the cable.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Surely this is just using an image as an analogy?

Like saying the malware is hiding in the code through obfuscation, and only by going through the code base with a fine tooth comb (symbolised by the magnifying glass) could you discover it.

Or not I don’t know.

lingh0e@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Surely this is just using an image as an analogy?

That's precisely what it is. It's exactly what you want in a stock image. It straightforwardly, simply conveys a concept without really leaving much room for interpretation. This is an image that's intended to be used in some poor IT guys lousy malware powerpoint presentation to a non-IT department, and it's absolutely appropriate for that context.

But the smug "hurr-durr, that's not how binary works" delivers more dopamine.

CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Optimism is good... but i doubt that level of basic understanding exists for the creator, lol

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

I prefer optimism than superiority!

gon@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

More like handsomeware!!!

Prater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

So this is how I check for malicious code on GitHub. It all seems so obvious now.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I heard the QI music in my head

UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"I need you to install Anydecks"