AEW COLLISION/RAMPAGE Discussion Thread 11/17/23

**Saturday Friday night’s alright for Collision and Rampage, baby!**

Tonight, Collision and Rampage come to us LIVE from the KIA Forum in Los Angeles, California!

Collision’s card features:

  • Saraya & Ruby Soho vs. Hikaru Shida & Kris Statlander

  • Dax Harwood vs. Rush

  • Miro vs. Daniel Garcia

Rampage features:

  • Timeless Toni Storm vs. Emi Sakura

  • Interviews with MJF & Jay White

And more!

Show starts at 8pm EST | 5pm PST | 7pm CST | 1am BST

AEW can be found on: TNT in the US, TSN+ in Canada, ViX in Latin America, ESPN in Australia, and FITETV/DAZN in the UK, EU, and elsewhere.

Enjoy the show everyone! And remember to sort by new to keep up!

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99 Comments

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Miro had me there. I really thought he was gonna do Garcia's dance :/

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i wish my dad was christian :(

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Trust me, you're not alone ;(

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My local theater still hasn't posted tickets for Full Gear. I'm slightly annoyed.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That sucks. Are they for sure showing it?

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

At this point, I would guess not. Which is weird, because they show all the AEW PPVs.

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm late but I'm here!
Starting with Christian, Ricky, and Miro? That's a good way to make me happy!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There he is! And speaking of the Christian segment, I was surprised Edge didn't come out. Maybe he'll pop out during the Rampage match?

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Maybe, or he's letting Christian get himself all worked up on his own

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

ACTION!!!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

I couldn't tell if those were Woo's or Boo's for Flair lol

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Christian here to conduct his business, show some respect

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Garcia surviving this long is a victory unto itself.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah as a tough guy, he submits alot but he's resilient as hell and stays up slightly longer than he should

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

He should consult a doctor if he can stay up longer than four hours.

Travon333@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Christian is such a shit. Talks sooo much smack and can back up basically none of it

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

excuse me he's a two time tnt champion

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

Oh God, fucking Christian

Montagge@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Miro killed Garcia :( :)

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (6 replies)

ahh, i love how you can hear a spot of 96-97 bobby heenan and tony in with nigel and tony on commentary

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Absolutely! I'm such a sucker for heel commentary. It's something Nigel's really added to AEW in a way no one else has.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

still the best bit of commentary ever was the night heenan came back to the wcw announce table after having "defected" to the nwo. their back and forth was great.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm 100% going to look that up on Youtube. Also, we need to organize those classic match threads soon!

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

we do! sorry i've been kinda needing a break from social so i haven't been doing much

and it's this one :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqy1K6WPpB8 (including heenan calling bischoff the donald trump of wrestling)

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Thank you! I'll check it out once Collision/Rampage ends.

And absolutely no worries at all. I've had some health issues so I've been a bit distracted too.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

That was great! Wrestling needs more weaselly commentators like Heenan. And hearing Harlem Heat's theme is always a treat!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

God I love that black and white close-up 😂

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

😬 I think I want Ricky and Big Bill to retain

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think they will. FTR and HoB will cancel each other out and LFI need a bit more screen time before they get the belts (IMO).

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

As long as FTR don't get the belts, I'll be happy.

Reasoning: I like seeing titles be defended.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

That "yahoo!" sounded so much like Yoshi to me lol

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Great "Adam!" chant from the crowd lol

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I'm hoping for a Mariah May appearance. Unless they're saving her for tomorrow? Maybe she costs Toni the match against Shida?

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Tranquilo

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Nice! Buddy Matthews! I thought he was still on the shelf for some reason.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

do it for sue trent?

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Maybe next time :/

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

For all the love Nigel gives Christian, it's funny that he can't pronounce his name right lol

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Pandemonium!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Miro, Powerhouse, and Wardlow all on one show? Looks like Tony's taken the meat outta the freezer.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Pop for Neck Health Awareness

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Ricky's Dax impression was pretty spot-on 😂

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Weekly reminder that Kyle Fletcher is a lucky man.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

eddie kingston is a swiftie i don't make the rules.

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I fucking love Wardlow.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

That was a beatdown lol

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

W
T
F
!!!

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

to answer the other thread about what are my last minute hopes for 2023 it's trent? winning a championship

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Pretty solid 'go-home' shows. Thanks for showing up to talk about it guys. Hopefully see you all tomorrow for Full Gear.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Slobber knocker incoming

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

imagine the vaudevillians and toni storm's entrances combined

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Brian Cage is a real life video game character

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

He took so much heat for something he didn't even say. I'm glad Tony and him reconciled because he's so fun to watch.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is Brody the most over member of HoB?

32XPlayer@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe Julia, but otherwise I think so

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Pretty interesting that the two most over members are the only ones to never be in WWE.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Claudio: "You're not my guy, Buddy."

I'm betting that match is going to be damn good.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Nigel is glazing Christian an astronomical amount rn

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

😂😂Are the Boys making sound effects

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Yup lol. Noticed it a lot on this weeks ROH (along with the masks, I missed the last week or two before so I don't know if they're brand new but def new). Since Dalton's been going through his little thing the last few weeks I guess they've gone....I'm gonna go with 'feral' lmao.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

daniel's hips don't lie

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

🎶 Garcia, Garcia! 🎶

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Can we not get Big Bill a mic too? He deserves it.

32XPlayer@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wardlow would have really benefitted from getting new gear when he came back

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Hopefully he'll get something new once he's revealed to be one of the devil's henchmen.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is Andrade wearing a formal tank top? lmao

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean do you not for your casual Friday interviews

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

That's more of a Saturday thing for me. Friday's are for my formal speedo.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

kris not being on the new best friends tshirt do not like :(

TommySalami@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck, that was a scary botch. Glad everyone seems to be fine.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Considering Roddy's gimmick, it's hard to tell what is a botch and what isn't.

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh, Yuta's gonna be murdered

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

At this point I think he has a fetish for pain.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

he's just used to kris beating him up

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I don't know who invented the poisonrana but I feel bad for the person they practiced it on.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lol I kind of forgot the HoB decided to just feud with everyone

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Basically me when I used to play Civilization.

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

Greetings from Malaki, ruler and king of the House of Black! Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

😭😭 Roddy is such an inspiration

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I shed a tear every time he makes it up that ramp. He's the modern day Terry Fox.

ImADifferentBird@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've been watching wrestling for over 30 years, and I think that's the first time I've ever heard a commentator explain just why there are ladders under the ring.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

KK is great for small stuff like that. I still have hope that once he learns the AEW roster, his chemistry will be much better with everyone else

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So is Ruby getting some more flowers? Or will Angelo go with a box of chocolates this time?

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

ruby = aerith

ang = cloud

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Saraya is such a hater

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I mean, I kinda get it. She hasn't exactly had the best luck with men. Just trying to save Ruby from her own mistakes.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Devil just made a deal with the Devil

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Yep. And now Joe has serious incentive to help MJF retain.

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Ref finally got off his ass and called the damn match

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Cutting to commercial just as Ortiz and Kingston interact :(

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kind of surprised they haven't done that four-way match to determine who faces Christian on Rampage yet. Whoever wins that won't have much time to heal up...

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Are you implying the TNT champ would want to defend against a weakened opponent?

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Mf'ers name is Powerhouse and he's cool af

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Did that lower say "Dax the Axe" rofl

Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"Dax & Cash"
"Axe & Smash"
I always assumed it was intentionally a subtle nod to Demolition.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

True enough.

Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's made even better by the fact that if Dax is "The Axe", then Cash is "The Smash".

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

rofl

Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

It did and I think technically Dax the Axe is undefeated in single competition