I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.

runswithjedi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.

gjoel@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

subtext@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

Azzu@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

subtext@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

I have a customer support joke, please hold...

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

Needs more jpeg.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete

rtxn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It only counts if it's a maths joke.

Horsey@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

When will the update release? Soon™️

_danny@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.

Prater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

dope@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
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larsloveslegos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

JoBo@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.

dope@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
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Curiousfur@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought I was going crazy

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
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ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

callyral@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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emptyother@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

TesterJ@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

greenteadrinker@midwest.social · 0 pts · 2y

I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking

e_mu_mu@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y

I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.

NataliePortland@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y

I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT