c/science_memes · by Yuper@lemmy.world · 2yI have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet 201 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 2y
I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.
runswithjedi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y
I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.
gjoel@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.
subtext@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
Azzu@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
subtext@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
I have a customer support joke, please hold...
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.
Needs more jpeg.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete
rtxn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It only counts if it's a maths joke.
Horsey@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
When will the update release? Soon™️
_danny@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.
Prater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I have a joke, but it's not funny.
dope@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
larsloveslegos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
JoBo@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.
dope@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Curiousfur@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
I thought I was going crazy
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
callyral@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
emptyother@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
TesterJ@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
I have a sound joke but you can't hear it
greenteadrinker@midwest.social · 0 pts · 2y
I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking
e_mu_mu@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.
NataliePortland@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y
I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT