c/cyanideandhappiness · by MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works · 2y20 November 2023 837 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
bleistift2@feddit.de · 63 pts · 2y
Don’t give them ideas.
greenskye@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
I mean, they can't really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn't you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
vierbl00m@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
torture?
ExfilBravo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
*Points at Geneva Conventions.
jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
Only applies to prisoners of war.
Furball@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Easy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
New war incoming?
Incandemon@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
*Points at the Constitution.
DudeDudenson@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ah but it doesn't violate the conventions if we convince people it's not torture but rather medical treatment!
Zron@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
They can force you to work.
Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
Maultasche@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
Death by teleporter?
gvsteve@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Sounds like job security!
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
I get to work, for free?!
radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
Possibly dark question.
So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral.
But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?
IonicFrog@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 2y
If your body goes unclaimed then it's up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate.
If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/
Sprokes@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Not for research? Like testing for car crashes?
venoft@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Not without consent (before your death obviously..). Last time I checked I found that donating your body to science is surprisingly difficult.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
No, they're turned into Halloween decorations
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Wait, did they ever do car crash tests with real bodies!?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
There's also free sex.