Just the essentials

Via Goat To Self

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TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Signs school of Chekhov’s gun. Water. More water. Water everywhere! Oh no! Aliens! I wonder what their weakness is 😉

Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This made me chuckle

XbSuper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that what it says? I couldn't read it and thought it said lemonade.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
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Godnroc@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The essential SUPPLIES not the essential oils!

Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"What's this? I said, take only what you need to survive."

"My industrial-strength hair dryer. And I can't live without it!!"

PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y

She looks so satisfied with herself.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2y (9 replies)

In the event of an apocalypse and you do happen to pack a great bag of actual essentials .... someone bigger stronger and with a gun is going to murder you for it.

trslim@pawb.social · 19 pts · 2y (7 replies)

That's why you also pack a gun? Size doesn't really matter if you have one.

Katana314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (6 replies)

A gun would add some serious weight to your pack, which would often mean you don’t cover ground as easily.

It’d be fun to see an apocalypse where everyone packed a gun to steal from everyone else but no one packed any food.

elrik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure this describes some areas in the US.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So you eat the other people. Simple.

Also, bring a pistol. Those aren't very heavy.

Katana314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Are they? I’ll admit, my experience is limited but it’s seemed to me even pistols are a considerable weight, especially compared to other survival/camping supplies.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Depends what you consider considerable. For example Glock G19 is 855 g (30.16 oz) with a full magazine, to me that doesn't seem much. Especially if you consider how valuable of a tool it could be. Hopefully you'd have at least twice that weight in water alone.

Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah, if you've ever done some serious hiking you know you wouldn't want to haul around a gun. Also, imagine being in a shootout while wearing a massive backpack.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

1.5 lbs, loaded, on average. Even I overestimated by quite a lot but it still wouldn't have made a major difference.

How the hell heavy did you think guns were? Were you adding on the mental weight of being able to easily take a life? Because that traditionally does convert to mass very readily.

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

That's why you trade them out for some big guns.

otter@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

Well, there aren't any working toilets anymore

Maybe this will help with the smell

Ghost33313@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Should have grabbed the olive oil.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

but olive oil isn't prized for its essence

jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Essence of garlic bread.

galacticDust@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Take only what you need to survive.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y