A dog walks into a saloon and says...

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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11 Comments

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

hmmm
maybe...

dog walks into a bar, one arm in a sling. bartender says 'whatdoyawant' dog says; 'im lookin for the man who shot my paw'

CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Do dogs have arms or are they all legs? If all legs, whose arm was it carrying in the sling?

tubaruco@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

the arm of the friend of the man who shot his paw

Guest_User@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

The shot arm of his father

SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

A dog limps into a bar...

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

No one hear is gonna tell you, even if you sit up and beg.

CoolMatt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don't get it

whaleross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is a pun. Paw, pa, father.

CoolMatt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oooohhhh. Thank you

fiveoar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

“I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one”.