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Guild Cafe's about:
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I am Sunil the owner and editor of this blog. I have been doing blogging since 2014. I am an engineering student and blogger, entrepreneur by profession."
Jokes aside. christian ubuntu honestly looks really interesting. Mainly the parental controls I wonder if they'll package it all separate to run on any distro out there could be useful for some folk
There's a built in domain blocker with various tiers, e.g. one blocks ads, the next tier up blocks ads and porn, next one is ads, porn, and gambling etc.
I can't help but notice that they put "Fake News" in a higher blocklist tier than "Social Media"
55 Comments
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 75 pts · 2y
why would I pick christian ubuntu if TempleOS exists
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y
These Linux cultists will never understand
stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 2y
Let’s make TempleOS the OS of 2024.
Could be a fun challenge lmao
“I ran temple os for one year and this is how I became Schizophrenic”
yttrium@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
2024 will finally be the year of TempleOS on the desktop
Rootiest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
We already decided on Hannah Montana Linux.
Maybe you can do TempleOS for 2025
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
That would be a challenge for sure. IIRC Terry Davis was quite proud of the fact that his OS supported neither network nor sound
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y
Isn't TempleOS abandoned?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
You mean complete.
Outsider9042@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
I use Archangel btw
Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 2y
Hannah Montana Linux, the only true distro.
felbane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The only distribution that's Been There All Along.
Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
The Christian edition seems like not 100% joke
jxk@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Does the christian edition have daemons though
dan@upvote.au · 18 pts · 2y
Maybe they're angaels instead.
tapdattl@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I laughed, then had to explain the joke to my parents, which meant I had to explain what Linux was, what daemons were, and why I was giggling
Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
And that's how you introduce family to Linux
tapdattl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
They happen to be running Fedora Kionite on their desktop since I got sock of troubleshooting windows 😂
Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Truly daemonic of you
Flumsy@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
I looked it up, its actually a thing. ubuntuce.com
Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I know, author provided the links :)
Pantherina@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y
I would get UbuntuCE and turn it into Satanic, like a softfork. That would be satanic indeed, the evil offspring
spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I like how only the christian version uses gnome as a de, marking how deranged gnome is.
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y
It is so funny that christian edition is discontinued lol
RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2y
Satanic is discontinued not Christian
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 2y
this is so sad
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
All Linuces are full of daemons, so rejoice my stannic friend.
geekworking@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
If they kill the Christian Edition, it will be back in a few days.
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Satanic edition is copyright 2019. Ubuntu Christian Edition is using 22.04 LTS, which is current.
If you go to https://ubuntusantic.org you are greeted with
"Are you redirected from ubuntusatanic.com, and wondering why?
Well, In January 2021 Guildcafe acquired ubuntusatanic.com. That’s why you are here. If you are a reader of ubuntusatanic and looking for the old content that you have read on"
Guild Cafe's about:
"Guildcafe.com is a technology blog where we review gadgets and various types of products. We write how-to guides, buyer guide to solve our reader problem.
I am Sunil the owner and editor of this blog. I have been doing blogging since 2014. I am an engineering student and blogger, entrepreneur by profession."
emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Sunil just had a bad experience with Ubuntu and now he thinks the whole distro is satanic.
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
proof that linux is demonic
nogrub@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
i mean it always has deamons running
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Dual boot.
quantenzitrone@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
hail satan😈
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
What's kinda funny is that the Christian version relies on faith in an outside authority to make moral decisions.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
I'll run them both in VMs on my Hanna Montana Linux
s_s@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y
Scoobuntu the only scooby-doo based desktop distribution.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
satanic is christian
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Jokes aside. christian ubuntu honestly looks really interesting. Mainly the parental controls I wonder if they'll package it all separate to run on any distro out there could be useful for some folk
felbane@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Alright cool
nixcamic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What are they using for parental controls? I haven't found a decent Linux option that compares to Windows or ChromeOS
felbane@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
SAY10 \m/
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Cool….circa 1990 game graphics. How quaint.
Auster@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
Pantherina@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
UbuntuCE is interesting, they have lots of blocking integrated. But thats probably just blocking "unchristian" content lol
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y
There's a built in domain blocker with various tiers, e.g. one blocks ads, the next tier up blocks ads and porn, next one is ads, porn, and gambling etc.
I can't help but notice that they put "Fake News" in a higher blocklist tier than "Social Media"
Chewy7324@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
They suggest normal filtering DNS servers that filter porn, gambling and ads. AdGuard Family and similar.
muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ubuntu clasic (debian)
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
sudo apt install heaven hell
Let them fight!
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y
Btw, what is it with the lord and father, in christianity? Is this a kink?
Pantherina@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
https://www.guildcafe.com/ubuntusatanic
What?
snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Seems that guildcafe bought the satanic site and then just copied and pasted the text without preserving the hyperlinks.
furycd001@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y
I'm choosing neither.. Debian, Fedora, Pop or Arch. That's what I'm choosing from....
Prunebutt@feddit.de · -5 pts · 2y
The "West" is truly the pinnacle of human culture. /s