c/humor · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yA master of the dad joke 701 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
fitgse@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 2y
306 unread texts? How do you live with that chaos?
CluckN@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
It’s easy just be part of a 9 person groupchat and a single conversation will turn into 400+ messages.
Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
I used to want friends, then I read this.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
There is a reason she wanted to take quick! edit: meant talk quick
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Take quick what?
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
talk quick
Senseless@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Right? I have people at work with thousands of unread mails. I don't know I can work with these people.
MickeySwitcherooney@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
That's about two family group chats ignored.
Exist@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 2y
"hi so tired"
Nobody@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
I picture him texting this while walking around Home Depot in cargo shorts, a polo shirt, and socks with sandals.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
With a proud grin on his face.
douglasg14b@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I feel personally attacked...
doc@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Nice. A real dad joke for once. Been a while.
Researchgrant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
As a dad, I think I finally understand "squad goals"
IanSomnia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Wow, I just realized I haven't heard that term in years.