Guys guys it’s all the workers fault trust. We just have to automate everything so that workers aren’t a threat to your price point or our pockets. It’s just us consumers and the businesses nobody else in the world not even the planet itself
Oh, trust me, employers are tripping over themselves to automate everything. As robots become cheaper and more capable, you’ll see more and more of them.
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madeinthebackseat@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y
This is what Texans vote for right?
Lower regulations and minimal worker rights?
That's why Daddy Musk set up shop there.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
"Oh so that is what all those orange cables and yellow hats were for" - D'Elon Musk
stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 2y
Guys guys it’s all the workers fault trust. We just have to automate everything so that workers aren’t a threat to your price point or our pockets. It’s just us consumers and the businesses nobody else in the world not even the planet itself
/s
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Oh, trust me, employers are tripping over themselves to automate everything. As robots become cheaper and more capable, you’ll see more and more of them.
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
Note to all future employees: if you’re considering a job that contains “hardcore” anywhere in the job description, RUN.
*This advice may not apply if you’re looking for a job in the porn industry.
Meowoem@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Or a career in construction aggregate supplies
Lophostemon@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
If a ‘robot injury’ wasn’t grisly then I’d be very disappointed.
SharkAttak@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
It's not the injury that is grisly, it's the robot. A robot grizzly.
Lophostemon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Something something “bear arms”?
girlfreddy@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y
Bear hugs.
clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Robot hugs
Seraphin@pawb.social · 0 pts · 2y
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sounds like a great attraction for a pizza shop
lefaucet@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What is this from? It looks super familiar.
lefaucet@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
A webcomic called dieselsweeties by mastodon.social/@rstevens
https://dieselsweeties.com/
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 0 pts · 2y
Poor robot /s
pan_troglodytes@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
if all you get from a robot injury is a paper cut, you're doing it wrong
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
[cyberpunk dystopia intensifies]