My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.
They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.
By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.
12 Comments
Odelay42@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 2y
10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 49 pts · 2y
Thats... not how the birds and the bees work.
orcrist@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
But we're talking about humans and cats.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.
They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.
By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.
Algaroth@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Tavarin@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y
I would let Milo lick my hair, he looks like a great boy.
crawancon@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
pretty cat though damn
Technus@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y
Only mens' hair? Does length matter?
PwnTra1n@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
they gotta find a bald guy, unless he sleeps naked it wont be much an issue
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
I still have eyebrows and a beard thank you
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Seriously tho
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
I would be honored to have my hair licked by Milo.
joshuanozzi@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 10 pts · 2y
My cat licks my wrists for some reason.
Very specific.