Daily Discussion Thread: Fri 24 Nov 2023

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Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Ted Cat says Hi.

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Still looking thin & hungry - maybe a third breakfast is called for?

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's very small for his breed. ๐Ÿ˜” He was starved when he was growing up.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

*dabs a little human tuna in springwater in his dish as a treat *

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

2 breakfastses. You lucky little thing.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Hi!

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Well it happened again.

About 15 yrs ago I was playing with my cat and I fell over and fucked my lower back / hip.. 2 yrs ago I fell off my bike and I could feel it almost unfucked my back (counter intuitive, but it rearranged something). Then.. when swimming in the ocean a few times straight after it felt like something had really changed.

Had a big stretch and there was an almighty 'clunk'.. something popped back in. It was extremely satisfying. Woke up to zero (0!) back pain. I've been dreaming of that 'clunk' ever since even though the back / hip was all good.

Anyway that 'clunk' happened again this morning.

Dreams do come true.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

I've had that clunk happen!!

I was also having a "stretch" ๐Ÿ˜‰

dbilitated@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

this is a satisfying story

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

chiropractors hate him

TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

dr. homer's miracle spine-o-cylinder

Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Might have spondylolithesis?

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Jeez just had a read on that.. It likely wasn't that.. that looks really bad.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just a little message between the man and I.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Noted with thanks.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

We're very fucking professional here.

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y (8 replies)

It's Friday Fritter Day!

Plate of vegetable fritters served with salad

Corn & zucchini fritters, served with salad and mint yoghurt dressing. I made enough to feed a small army, so the freezer will be filled with many future fritters too.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I love corn fritters! And big batches are necessary, eggs donโ€™t come in halves or quarters.

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

I used 3 eggs in this batch! 22 fritters in total.

Vegetable fritters packaged for the freezer

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I forgot to add to my other comment - powdered eggs are a thing. They are perfect for when you want to make something like fritters or pancakes in amounts smaller than one egg worth.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I know they exist but have never used them. I do have a fabulous 70s cook book called the Other Half of the Egg. Itโ€™s set up for just whites or yolks, and how many. Like ok, I baked a pav, what can I do with 6 yolks?

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lemon curd. Really rich custard. Quiche. Mayonnaise and/or bearnaise (which I like better). Will look for this tome on the interwebs.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

0207954186 cover of a cookbook

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks! I notice one of the authors is Jacques Pepin, who is one of my culinary heroes.

SituationCake@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Oh yum. That salad look pretty delicious too!

Baku@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It sounds like being a train driver would be a job choice for you. Not sure if you need to be qualified to drive metro trains before you can get to do the long distance ones (given they also run in towns). But you'd probably enjoy metro trains as well - even though there are a lot of people on the trains you don't interact with them as a driver, the only interaction is putting out the wheelchair ramp as needed. Downside is hitting the occassional person which can be stressful.

Baku@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Don't count it out because of statistics. If you have the right qualities for the job one of the people they do accept could very well be you.

Obviously having other options as well is important, but I know a lot of people who have gotten those sorts of competetive jobs. It never hurts to try.

Nath@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe look into WA then? I've seen driver ads more than once - possibly not a popular choice here.

Baku@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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mysticgreg@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've thought EXACTLY the same.

I've gone down the occasional rabbit hole of watching YouTube videos of this kind of thing, and I think there may have been a TV series a few years back following drivers and crews of different trains around the country, these Nullarbor ones included. Plus the whole Ghan slow-travel thing on SBS too.

Baku@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Man I hate mornings after a big fight with my partner.

Turn Back Time plays whilst they sip their coffee....

Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Both my references were contact today, one missed the call and will call back Monday. Not celebrating yet, but definitely getting closer to victory!

Pilk@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Th*nksg*v*ng is the clearest reminder that the internet is American and the rest of us are just visiting.

Pilk@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Speaking of America, I hope the new Jamba juice place gives Boost a scare. They've been too comfy for too long.

Electronic_Owl@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y

Just used a Container Deposit Scheme machine for the first time, easy and fast to use, quite fun actually. I got $7 back and now there's less to go in our home recycling.

StudChud@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Done with work, I am ded.
Gonna eat dinner,
Then play mobile games in bed.
Work again
At 8 AM
I'd better order my coffin
Before all the sales end.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Take care out there Teddy bear

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y (14 replies)

Yah or nah for the lighting? Please ignore the massive mess.

It's also not as bright in the photo. Like maybe 30% ish of that

Taleya@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oo i'm a fan. Planning on actually diffuse lighting the bathroom and laundry eventually

(Convincing His Lordship we also need to home automate an intruder alert protocol that cuts all lights to deep red and starts playing the imperial march)

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

That will be awesome...but also scary lol!

baconmash@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

hell yeah!

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Iโ€™m a nah. I find light like this disorienting. But given the unlikelyhood of that being relevant, carry on

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (7 replies)

What kind of light is that? Like an LED strip?

baconmash@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

early bird gets the worm
what does an early god get?

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A cuppa

baconmash@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

โ˜•๏ธ

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's the Nanoleaf LED strip plus I think a 2m extension

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is it running just along the floor and giving an illusion of going around the perimeter of the wall?

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also I really love the effect but unfortunately it really highlights the imperfections in the gyprock.

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Yes exactly. Just running on the floor behind the couch. It's subtle enough to be a night light. I'm really digging it tbh ๐Ÿ˜Ž

anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks great, and you have a fabulous view btw

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

The view is amazing. Check out my comment from yesterday. Gorg sky yesterday ๐Ÿ˜

melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (9 replies)

baleeted

kudra@aus.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

@melbaboutown @bot001 I can't offer anything really except empathy, I've only just experienced extended intense pain from a herniated disc, and even after 2 weeks I was thinking, if this doesn't get better, I don't know how I'm going to keep going, it's absolutely terrifying to consider years like that. I'm fortunate to seem to be one of the 90% that responds to conservative management but I'm on long term pain meds, and I'm really not sure if the injury is healing by itself or the pain is being masked by the meds.

One thing from your story though, I've read that an emerging treatment for a range of gastro issues is gut microbiome transplant, might be worth looking into if you haven't already as it's probably not going to be recommended by many gastroenterologists.

melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

baleeted

SituationCake@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Iโ€™m so sorry to hear you are having such a horrid situation. Hang in there. You can do it. Hope the hospital visit can give you some answers. But also, whilst it is true that sometimes a diagnosis cannot be found, can they work towards some kind of treatment like pain management, diet, counselling to help you manage the situation. If no diagnosis forthcoming, word up the person supporting you to help you ask about how doctors can help lessen the symptoms to improve your quality of life. Perhaps they can refer you to a pain management specialist? A physician? I very much hope you can find some relief.

melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

baleeted

Mittens_meow@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can you get a patient advocate in hospital? I know some states have rules about patients asking for help after being refused.

Iโ€™m sorry youโ€™re going through this, I spent years getting diagnosed with gastroparesis after many dismissals from specialists who didnโ€™t even do the basic test. Was also told itโ€™s stress, anxiety, psychological etc.

Anyway peg/j tubes are fairly standard things if one canโ€™t eat /digest properly, what is their pushback reason on those?

Chronic pain is a hard problem to solve, pain specialists are super expensive and just seemed to push infusions or other medications rather than trying to work out the source. I had no success with them tbh. Have you read โ€œexplain painโ€? (Apologies if youโ€™re already aware of this and itโ€™s not helpful).

melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

baleeted

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hey mate I don't have much to offer but I'm very sorry that you're going through this and I hope you get through this safely. My DMs are always open if you want to have a chat though :)

Share a pic of melbcat?

melbaboutown@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks, fingers crossed something gets done.

::: spoiler Hereโ€™s one not showing anything identifying or untidy :::

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

What a cutie. I'm thinking of adopting a cat pending landlord approval. ๐Ÿคž

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Chemist dude always has to touch me in a creepy way. ๐Ÿซ 

Nath@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait, what? When or why would chemists ever have a reason to touch you?

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Yea I've never had a chemist touch me.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I know right? I think heโ€™s sweet on me lol.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

moan loudly next time he does that

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

A high-pitched Eeeeeeeeee should stop that.

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Errk. Used to hate going to the family dentist for just that reason. Horrible.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Itโ€™s even worse because Iโ€™m not really a touchy type person at all. Not even to people I love dearly, which is kind of creepy in its own way I guess.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Oooooo. Last night's spicy korean noodle soup and spicy dumplings hurt me this morning. Oooooo when will I ever learn.

mysticgreg@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”ฅ

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah.

Duenan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

๐Ÿฆ

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y

Just caught the neighbours' cat using butters' kitty litter that is not on my fren.. quite literally casually came in and took a shit.. that's not on my little fren I'm not standing for it and nor would bboi.

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Had a chat with the housemate and she's keen on adopting a cat!! Now to ask the REAs permish. Any tips on how to approach it?

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y

I do know you are legally bound by the Australian Constitution as well as state and local laws to submit photographic evidence of your adorable kitty to the Melbourne DT community.

Also consider โ€œBaby Jeebusโ€ as a name for aforementioned kitty.

TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ask forgiveness not permission. They cant legally say no. Also Neko cat rescue are amazing! check them out.

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But the problem is that they might not renew our lease then no?

TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

legally, they kind of cant these days.

Nath@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ask them how much the pet bond is. It is the most efficient way to ask permission for a pet, while also being aware that there are costs associated with it that you won't give them hassle over.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What? Pet bond isnโ€™t a thing.

Nath@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

https://www.consumer.vic.gov.au/housing/renting/repairs-alterations-safety-and-pets/pets

Huh. So they aren't. Pet bonds are definately a thing in WA, I didn't realise they weren't in Victoria. That site also answers your question:

Renters who want to keep a pet should:

  • complete a Pet request form. The renter must complete a separate form for each pet they want to keep.
  • give the form or forms to their rental provider
  • keep a copy for their own records.

The rental provider has 14 days (starting the day after they receive the form) to make a decision.

  • If they agree to the renter having the pet, they should give consent in writing, using the address the renter gave on the pet request form.
  • If they donโ€™t agree, they should apply to VCAT and tell the renter they have done so within the 14 days. The renter canโ€™t keep a pet while VCAT is making a decision.
  • If the rental provider does not respond at all within the 14 days the renter can keep the pet.
00Steve@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Covid got me. Luckily even milder than last time, couple of days of a blocked nose and a bit of fatigue but thats it. Just really want to leave the house!!!!

Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah, itโ€™s really going around atm. Speedy recovery!

wscholermann@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Duenan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Maybe more so tonight because of Black Friday sales being on.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Cheers ๐Ÿป

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cheers mate ๐Ÿบ

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Cheers chief ๐Ÿป

anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

๐Ÿป chin chin!

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Chin chin chicken ๐Ÿป

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cheers!

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Cheers race ๐Ÿป

oztrin@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cheers ๐Ÿป

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Cheers trin๐Ÿป

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's Black Fryday where you gotta stock up on SPF 30+ for the Sun's incoming months of penetrative rays.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Also clean the A/C filters or have a coil clean done where applicable.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Cats have has second breakfast and I'm on my second coffee.

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

I has rain and it is dispersing sheep poo into the soil that I put there yesterday I is smart

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Rain in closing in on Melbourne. Wsubs have already had some, more to come.

Duenan@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I think I might get caught in the rain as I leave work.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Thar she blows!

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

No rain here, just ominous gloom.

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

The garden needs a good soak so this will be welcome. The wind is picking up out east - my kinetic sculpture is whirling away quite madly.

oztrin@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Had a few drops down SE but no Margeing as such.

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

My vacuum cleaner repair held and I have now finished the vacuuming. Miss Meow turned herself into Missing Meow for the duration, and is now demanding extra lap time and pats to make up for the trauma.

bananafungus@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Startrack, I hate you with every fibre of my being! Watched the little delivery person literally reach out their car window and put the "missed delivery" card in my mail box before speeding off when they saw me come out.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Hey green thumbs you might find this article interesting.

Eliminating pests

Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Interesting. Will give a try. They invested my lovely palm and I gave it a brutal cut to save the plant.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Iโ€™ve had some success with onion & chilli brew with a drop of dish detergent. It doesnโ€™t keep well though.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'm pretty shit at gardening. I've killed bamboo before. Twice. There's no hope for me.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Killing bamboo is a highly marketable skill. You should start a side gig.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I loved both those bamboos. They did not love me back.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

you are not supposed to eat your plants until they are fully grown

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I is hungry ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒฟ

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is what White Oil and Neem oil does - but it appears to be significantly cheaper.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

white oil and such last longer, that's why they are more expensive

just_kitten@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Finally back home after 104km of driving round town. I forgot how tiring this can get. Missed all the excitement of the m1 bullshit thankfully. But it was nice not being on my phone all day..

StudChud@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Today can get fucked. Stupid mf black Friday settler colonial fkn holiday fkn fk fk

Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How is it a settler colonial holiday? Genuinely asking because I don't think it's an actual holiday here...

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
StudChud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

It makes retail and customer service busy. I'm positively dead, and have to work tomorrow. My post is just me having a very bad work day lol.

It's a capitalist holiday anyway, not to be a tankie or anything lol

wscholermann@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Possums mating

wscholermann@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

True but you said 'sound'. When two of them jump on a tin roof and start the tango your heart jumps out of your chest.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

ionising radiation that doesn't set off a geiger counter ๐Ÿค“

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Wildlife Update: Iโ€™m located under a bat flight path. They are currently travelling North to feed. The bats return home around 0515. My guess is they live around Yarra Bend Park.๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Finally some actual rain! The garden rejoices.

I followed up my fritter fiesta with a big batch of overnight oats - breakfast for the next two days plus 6 serves in the freezer.

I have cleaned the pet's water fountain and done a couple of minor repairs. I am very pleased with today's progress.

melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Anyone ever had to fight an employer for unfair/constructive dismissal? Any tips/links/resources gratefully received

(not for me - for family member)

Duenan@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

First thing is to document everything.

Then seek advice from a union if in one or fair work.

melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

yeah, speaking to the union.

it is hard, though, because everything has been "informal".

I will say that, with the exception of direct line manager, my family member is universally praised by both colleagues and clients. I am not just biased - they do an exceptional job.

Duenan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What do you mean by informal?

Anythings that happens, whether a passing comment or outside of an official meeting should be documented as it would be counted and depending it could end up as workplace bullying if it was exceptionally blatent and what was said.

If nothing is done offically and they just got fired it'd probably end up being an unfair dismissal.

melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

informal as in "informal performance management". it is now progressing to a formal process involving HR, but there is literally no reasonable basis for it. This person has hit their PD, every written performance target, is imme separate popular in their organisation and with clients because they're so good at their job.

Just at a loss as to how to proceed.

Mittens_meow@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yep. Took them to fairwork, self represented and got a payout. My favourite part was being asked if their lawyer was able to stay at the hearing, and of course I said no.

I had a diary of events, well documented. Waited until I was made redundant then lodged the case.

melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

can I ask what sort of basis you had for your claim, a d what evidence was required? feel free to DM

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Get a very good lawyer.

Keep records of everything. Take notes of verbal conversations.

Don't let yourself be intimidated or blinded by bullshit

melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yeah, we are thinking about the lawyer, but it's hard as nothing has actually happened yet, in terms of dismissal. it's just been a process of making a hostile workplace, frivolous performance reviews, and about to go into a more formal performance review. It is obvious that the aim is to force a resignation, but it's hard to know exactly how to respond :(

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

never resign

just_kitten@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'd just like to take this moment to state that out of all the words for various meals taken at certain times of the day, my favourite one is "lunch".

It just sounds so satisfying, easy, relaxing, warm, rewarding and nutritious. Something you could really get your teeth into.

"Dinner", on the other hand, has an unnecessarily fussy sound. It should be replaced with "supper".

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Elevenses raises their old fashioned paw

baconmash@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I call it dindin instead

Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mmm, Fuds

baconmash@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฅ”

Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

What about Tea?

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Chooken is in the oven, I might relax tonight and do a jigsaw puzzle. I have a cool one of a map of Atlantis. ๐Ÿคญ

underwatermagpies@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Whyyy do cafes insist on serving milk for tea in those useless milk "jugs" that don't have a pouring lip? They spill every time. Because they don't have a pouring lip and aren't designed to pour stuff.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y

That's a cute little vase.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Lil sip of coffee, lil sip of milk.

Nath@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

The pouring lips take up more space and chip easily in the dishwasher.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

MOIST

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

๐Ÿ’ฆ

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Iโ€™m really enjoying this sampling of weather

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

SOGGY

TinyBreak@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

new dishwasher day. Thank god. I didnt realize how much we relied on it. We're washing the big stuff by hand, but given limited drying space (and the fact that the dishwasher died with a full load of dirty dishes) it feels like we're never gonna catch up.

SituationCake@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Butcher bird singing outside my window. They have such a lovely whistle tone. Noisy miners are not happy about it, the brave ones are attempting some screeching and swooping to dislodge the visitor, but from a safe distance so are not having much luck thus far. Suburban bird drama.

Nath@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I do not miss those bloody myner birds! Such an invasive species.

PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Me: Does this bus have any suspension or is Bell Street Coburg bumpy as? Or is the driver kerb running? My bottom: same guy different haircut

Edit: speaking of bottom, someone put a curved piece of glass on one of the bus seats for someone to sit on. I removed it for safe disposal. Fuck that person.

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bell St Coburg is bumpy as. It's all the traffic going in the same lanes when crossing it - the tarmac gradually develops channels in the direction of traffic. Same thing on Hoddle St if crossing it at right angles. And St Georges Road. Bounce bounce as you go over the bumps. A car with good suspension doesn't notice it, but on a bus or a bike it can be a wild ride. No cure other than complete resurfacing which ain't gonna happen anytime soon. Mind you, there are some Dyson buses with square or triangular wheels I tell you true.

PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Ah that's a good explanation. Also some Dyson drivers think they're doing Targa Coburg!

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Big stawm in Bendigo, headed our way. Lots of lightning.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

sky pretty

oztrin@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I get lovely views from the kitchen and laundry windows now that the house next door (and its extension) have gone. I'll miss it when the building starts again.

just_kitten@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Surely it's a good omen where despite unsurprisingly waking up late from sleeping at 2am in the morning, the tram arrives exactly as you're walking to your stop - so I'll only be 10 minutes late to get me carshare. And then! Let the driving begin!

Duenan@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yay, vroom vroom!

just_kitten@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I'm relieved that even though it's been 2 months since I've had my own car to use and 6 weeks since I last touched the wheel, I just got back into it without a problem

bananafungus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

My little back garden has turned into a bit of a nursery, and as a result, there are a few young children screaming about the independence that's being forced upon them. There's also quite a few looking a little wet and upset by the current downpour, so I have propped the table tarp up a little so they may shelter.

StudChud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do I get up to go eat,
A toasty, midnight treat
A tasty, savoury treat?

But I'm so comfy;
It's kinda funny
How I'm too lazy
To feed my belly.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

May I commission a poem about accidentally too hot noodles?

calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not the best weekend to go camping...so far just a minor leak, but I can't find where it's getting in...

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Where are you camping?

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Can aussie spiders regrow chopped off legs?

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I'm pretty sure huntsmans can. What did you do to the poor spider?

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Iโ€™m guessing a cat nom

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Poor starving cat.

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Dessert that tickles

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is what happens when you don't share your chooken.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

he got chooken

and he growled at me while I was serving him

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Nothing!! I just read about a woman who nursed a spider back to health.

StudChud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Yep, when they moult. It can sometimes take a few moults.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

May I have an item that i donโ€™t really need that is perceived to be heavily discounted?

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

๐Ÿฅญ

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

I donโ€™t know what that is but thank you for this vague and ill-defined item. I shall cherish it evermore.

Duenan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm going to need lots of coffee spread through the day, i's the only thing that's going to sustain me today please sir.

baconmash@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ

Duenan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Thank you so much!

Force_majeure122@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Leftover turkey sandwich with cranberry sauce please

baconmash@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅซ

dbilitated@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'll take a Martini

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿธ

Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Awww yiss, babylon squared

cherryripesalmoncake@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Babylon burn

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

B5 actually.

Mittens_meow@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How are coffee tables so expensiveโ€ฆ. Hundreds of dollars. Even at fantastic furniture

SituationCake@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

IKEA? Or try secondhand on market place? Or stolen milk crates with a Bunnings plank on top? Tell people itโ€™s an installation piece by a famous artist, and you were able to acquire it because you know the gallery owner.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

try the opshop

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dear Chef, I am in need of a midnight Kebab @baconmash@aussie.zone

baconmash@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Apologies. Meat after eight is not suitable for human consumption. Please try again in the morning.

Nath@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does that stuff in a kebab actually qualify as meat?

baconmash@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Yes

bull@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's stuffy as hell tonight in my apartment. Think I'll have to leave the AC on if I plan to get to sleep!

just_kitten@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

I still remember Singapore. I used to set the aircon to at night to 24C over there. After experiencing those horrors... I can handle tonight. It's beautiful with a fan on for some circulation and hearing the soft rain outside.

Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have just discovered the altitude slider on the windy.com wind display - goes up to 13.5 km. Whoowee! Would not want to be in a plane over NSW right now.

Nath@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Beats not being in a plane over NSW right now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

this is a nice tropical dew point

Baku@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
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oztrin@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Spent most of today dealing with Cennalink one way or another - it seems receiving $ from the sale of something you inherited breaks the system's brain. facepalm.
Anyway I have an appointment in a fortnight and I have to go in with All The Documents.

DolphinLundgrin@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Would you mind passing on a message to Centrelink for me? It's "Fuck off and shut up and die". Thanks! x

baconmash@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

$7.90 for big mac meal and nuggets today

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Still no rain. I'll try going for a walk and see if that brings it on.

Edit: So far the sky has managed drizzle. Just enough to make the pavement damp.

Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Anyone else lose power just now?

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (7 replies)

No from Foots

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

why is it footscray not feetcray

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Medial vowel shift probably

Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Named after foots cray in the uk, which in turned got its name from being an area around the river Cray that belonged to godwin fot.

So why not fotscray

baconmash@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

i like fotscray

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why Footscray and not craycray

6368_39162@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Oh it is craycray, but I wouldnโ€™t eat any cray out of that river!

baconmash@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

already craycray need to add feet

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (15 replies)

Name me a better album than Dark Side Of The Moon.

Ok so there's a few albums up there that come to mind. Thriller, The White Album, Back In Black.

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Led Zep IV

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I like Misty Mountain Hop and Black Dog but no.

calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Graceland

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Such a great album but no

bull@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Dark Side Of The Moon... on Psilocybin

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

The new abnormal ๐Ÿ˜Ž

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The Strokes! No

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ok that was a stupid comment from me. I haven't heard the one you've mentioned so I will now.

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hahaha. What the Dark Side Of The Moon?

If you're gonna listen to a Strokes album Is This It is the best.

fullkitwanker@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I like them all actually but I think The New Abnormal is my favourite. I got some posters for me room!

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

That's pretty cool mate.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No Quarter

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I do like Kashmir. One of my favourite songs by Led Zeppelin but no.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is an impossible question

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Correct because there isn't any. Some come close though.