That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it's so dark that you can't see your hand in close distance. There's cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: "It's really scary here." The man says: "What can I say, I'll have to walk back all by myself later."
23 Comments
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
Ranger: It's terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!
Sign maker: I got you fam.
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Environmentally conscious.
They might have seen them litter? /s
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y
And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren't environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild...How nice!
Xin_shill@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.
BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
So what should I do with my bodies then? I don't want to just send more stuff to landfills
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Re... Recycling?
Czarb@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that's a sin.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
You're missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C'mon, guys, you're smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y
Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It's all fine
slugo@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
What did the green man do to the two tan men?
ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
A hate crime
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Don't worry, they packed them out.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
I don't see the problem, aren't you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?
hglman@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it's so dark that you can't see your hand in close distance. There's cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: "It's really scary here." The man says: "What can I say, I'll have to walk back all by myself later."
vonxylofon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Did they f*cking stutter?
bitwolf@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
And the red garbage bag in the trunk!
ARk@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than
hikikoma@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y
zoomie pls...
Melt@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
It's the eyes popping forward
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I always thought it was the "shifty eyes" look.
ARk@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
is that a nose?