One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.
It's not hitting of it was in the family chat 😂... well, at least my family doesn't think like that 😂. It's obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat 😉.
And no, not from Alabama... my family (and myself) are just... weird I guess 😂... funny, but weird.
15 Comments
Vornikov@kbin.social · 32 pts · 2y
You used to be able to do this and everybody would laugh, and women would suck your dick, but after 9/11 everybody got all sensitive.
ProcurementCat@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Mentioning 9/11 is a dead giveaway that it's satirical IMO 😁
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
How much more hyperbolic do they need to make it
madcaesar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a joke. I'm pretty sure it's from a show/stand-up but I'm not sure which one.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Typical Alabama
SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.
Johanno@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Just send him nudes when you're single
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Roll tide.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
I'm so happy seeing this Tom meme format again lmao
DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
risky click of the day
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
Mine would be laughing their asses off... add shit like "you should've put some cream on it and a cherry 🤣🤣🤣".
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y
It's not hitting of it was in the family chat 😂... well, at least my family doesn't think like that 😂. It's obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat 😉.
And no, not from Alabama... my family (and myself) are just... weird I guess 😂... funny, but weird.
AnonWyo@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
"Hey baby...you got a date to the family reunion yet?"