he littorally died
Are you shore?
Best pun I've heard in months at least. I love this
You young whippersnappers ppl don't remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.
Can confirm, I died like twice in the 90s. In the 00s it was only a concussion, in the 10s it was a headache, and nowadays? Well apparently you can even drink it.
This kills the hominin.
Dihydrogen monoxide is not to be messed with. Even a tiny amount can prove fatal.
Sounds pretty much like how my life will turn out.
Lucky bastard.
I could never afford to die waterfront.
I've got a trust fund. My father invested heavily in knapped flint hand axes and scrapers.
It do be like that
The mud was foreshadowing
It was aliens!
13 Comments
shartworx@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
he littorally died
Tvkan@feddit.de · 21 pts · 2y
Are you shore?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Best pun I've heard in months at least. I love this
IjonTichy@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y
You young whippersnappers ppl don't remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Can confirm, I died like twice in the 90s. In the 00s it was only a concussion, in the 10s it was a headache, and nowadays? Well apparently you can even drink it.
Herbstzeitlose@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y
This kills the hominin.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 12 pts · 2y
Dihydrogen monoxide is not to be messed with. Even a tiny amount can prove fatal.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Sounds pretty much like how my life will turn out.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Lucky bastard.
I could never afford to die waterfront.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I've got a trust fund. My father invested heavily in knapped flint hand axes and scrapers.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
It do be like that
nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
The mud was foreshadowing
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It was aliens!