When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

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guriinii@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

People shit for 45 mins?

new_guy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I know right?

This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids

Octopus1348@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

lobut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just can't. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it's been a chore.

maldivirdragonwitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Eating salad with seeds (especially lax seeds) with every big meal has helped me tremendously. So has eating soup every second/third day. ... Although, so has cutting coffee and cigarettes and switching to tea. 😁

It's a process. Try different stuff, see how your gut reacts, maybe you don't have to change as much as you think.

WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why not save time and stomp it in the shower?

Tedesche@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This is da way

ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is why I like my bidet.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

THANKS BIDET

AnonWyo@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

XbSuper@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

That one thing should probably be "see a doctor".

JustMy2c@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

1.poop 2.bidet

moog@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Metamucil time