c/lemmyshitpost · by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 2yI thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire. 470 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 23 pts · 2y
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
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ChillPill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.
noseatbelt@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
I'm late for golf!
reddit_sux@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I felt it was the second man flashing which caused the first man to laugh so hard that he caught on fire.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2y
More like someone is doing a sexy striptease, and the others loins caught fire seeing how hot it was.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
If I'd had a penny for everytime that happened...
I would have had no pennies whatsoever, but a pretty decent conversation piece, which is worth something on it's own.
can@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
What does it mean? Fire blanket?
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Yes.
richteas@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Hmmm, the ISO standard sign for this looks different: iso.org
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Standards aren't regulations. A standard is a guideline. You can find the above sign in many places, including: https://www.gjplastics.co.uk/fire-blanket-sign/
Other variations of fire blanket signs:
The "We Took Inspiration From ISO but did our own thing" sign https://www.compliancesigns.com/pd/fire-blanket-located-here-sign-with-symbol-nhe-13834
The "Downward Pointing Missile" sign: https://www.compliancesigns.com/pd/fire-blanket-sign-nhe-7550-fire-safety-equipment
The "Flaming Tentacles" sign: https://www.keysigns.co.uk/signs-c2/safety-signs-c3/fire-equipment-signs-c5/fire-equipment-signs-c141/fire-blanket-signs-p789
The "why is there a hat?" sign: https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/signs-of-fire-blanket-sign-vector-10172805
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I thought this exchange was sarcastic but then I scrolled up and oh..
lol I never would have guessed
rem26_art@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
instructions unclear: threw a desk on my burning colleague and now they're not moving anymore
EDIT: the desk is on fire now too
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It looks like he is lifting the desk up and shagging it while his victim looks on in horror. An ultimate expression of power.
badbytes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Man sitting by campfire says "hey buddy, can you hand my a jumbo graham cracker?"
Drz@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
If the help desk thinks your question is stupid they will set you on fire
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
That’s Sam Jones as Flash Gordon, and Ornella Muti being super hot
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
he's having a erection so hard that it burns
GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
His knees are lit, to.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
This is actually directions for a sledding competition. Your shit better be lit for the judging!
ninekeysdown@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
enthusiastic double gonorrhea… mongo is appalled