c/risa · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yProtection 346 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
Oh... So that's the Picard Maneuver.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y
Use it at your own risk.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Shouldn't you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 21 pts · 2y
That's obviously already framed and on the wall.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
That pose and that stare makes it look like he's enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.
Perfect
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I mean it's not like he's getting any from Keiko.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Worst. Chemistry. Ever.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
MIIIIILES!
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
He LOVES. His wife.
CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Miles: "You wanna go for twins?" Keiko: "I don't think it works that way..."
JWBananas@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.
fluxion@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Engage.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.
I would put this to the test and report back, but I'm too busy watching the surprise kids I had.
On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 8 pts · 2y
Good thing you didn't bring Yar... you'd both just randomly die
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Then come back a few times just to die again
WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Well that's one way to approach Assimilation...
eran_morad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
kaitco@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The Picard will save us!
famousringo@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
This is a warning
Step away from the car
This car is protected by Viper
JustMy2c@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.