Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"
Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."
19 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 102 pts · 2y
Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"
Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."
KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.
dauerstaender@feddit.de · 25 pts · 2y
Fire.
kautau@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Nuclear Fire
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 2y
This is the best bert strip I've ever read
jdf038@mander.xyz · 45 pts · 2y
This is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y
It's honestly all downhill from here
dauerstaender@feddit.de · 22 pts · 2y
The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
The big bird running one is probably the best though.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You just gonna be like that?
stammi@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Same here
zepheriths@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Would you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.
EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de · 79 pts · 2y
My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.
Bread@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
What a strange thing to read without context.
EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this
ericbomb@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 31 pts · 2y
This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.
CoconutKnight@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y
This gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.
Feeee23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Nooo why is it gone :/